London – (SatireWorld.com)
A pair of conjoined parasitic twins very nearly sold America’s London embassy building to Donald Trump for One Measly Dollar according to Royal Courts of Justice papers filed today.

The Killer Kwanzaa app, offered free through the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website, is suspected of forcing its way onto the tablets, mobile phones, and computers of selected persons who visit the BLM site—whether they want the app or not.

Declared a global public health emergency by the World Health Organization, the Zika virus has been linked to birth defects and other debilitating health problems. But could it also help you lose weight?

Camp David, MD
President Obama was accidentally wounded Sunday by a dropped shotgun during the annual President’s Cup skeet shooting tournament held by the Marine detachment guarding Camp David. The President was quickly flown to Walter Reed hospital where he was attended to by surgeon B.E. Morse who said “the President should recover in no time.”

Our top Sports reporter, Richard Head, lives and dies by the journalistic mantra: “always go straight to the source”.

Many cited the alcoholic content of the thing, which is sufficiently combustible to power a Ford Fusion for fifteen to twenty miles in case of emergency.

LSU’s claim that its live tiger mascot has a rare form of cancer was really a ruse to spare the animal from having to endure this past weekend’s Bayou Country Superfest concert, according to a source within the school’s veterinary program.

Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)

Magicframe.com is currently marketing their product for Father’s Day. Their featured item is a picture frame that, connected through wifi, receives and displays pictures from loved ones. The manufacturer is currently heavily marketing the item for Father’s Day for a cost of about $90 (“three easy payments of $29.95”).

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“Bannon was a founding member of the board of Breitbart News, a far-right news, opinion and commentary website which…has ‘pushed racist, sexist, xenophobic and anti-Semitic material into the vein of the alternative right.’”  Steve Bannon now works directly under Donald in the White House.

Police arrived at the scene after receiving reports of a pungent aroma coming from Mr Gerkin’s abode.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Forget about "Star Wars." NBC's 'Twitter Wars' made its first season debut last January 2nd. As expected, it went off to a great start with all the sparks expected of this celebrity reality show  where 16 celebrities compete for charity. Executive producer Donald Trump fired…

It was supposed to be the start of Alice getting her finances back on track after an expensive few months. She had set a budget she was determined to stick to; a budget that was easily broken within the first four days of the month.

Annapolis MD – (SatireWorld.com)
Maryland State Police (MSP) officials are asking the public to help identify an approximately 25 year old male caught trying to grope a woman, while she was jogging on a local wooded path. Photos of the suspect will be posted via smart phones, the internet and local TV channels

SAN ANTONIO (The Barbed Wire) - While it could have been a catastrophe for the child, the recent encounter between a four-year old boy and a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe, which ended with the death of the gorilla, has zoos nationwide getting calls from parents asking if their young child could spend some quality one-on-one time with a gorilla.

PYEONGCHANG, South Korea (The Adobo Chronicles, Seoul Bureau) - Hundreds of hungry athletes and visitors to the Winter Olympics have been contacting The Adobo Chronicles asking where in PyeongChang they can find a P.F. Chang’s. The calls started coming in after ABC News aired a segment titled P.F. Chang 2018.  Little did viewers realize it…

The CIA issued a statement today that they are investigating evidence that the Chinese government intervened to help Tennessee Governor Elect Yang Zhipeng win that state's highest office in last November's election.

With it now mathematically impossible for outsider candidate Bernie Sanders to win the Democratic nomination, Americans are suddenly in the horrible position of having to elect either Clinton or Trump to the White House.

WASHINGTON - President Trump is shaking up his cabinet yet again with the appointment of AR-15 as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services. ​

​"I aim to protect all remaining American lives by making it easier to buy guns," said AR-15.

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) – Obama ambassador appointee to England, Richard Simmons, made a big splash in the House of Commons yesterday where Speaker John Bercow introduced him to a huge crowd of gay staffers saying “And now, heeeeeres Dick!”