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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - In a move that surprised the journalism industry, The Washington Post today converted from a respected mainstream newspaper to a supermarket tabloid, as a way of coping with declining subscriptions and advertising revenue. The Post now puts itself in direct competition with the popular tabloid National Enquirer, known for gossip columns, sensationalized…
To increase the chances of the outgoing Speaker landing on their staff roster, lobbying groups are competing in the luxury hankie arena for the day Boehner hits the ground sobbing.
THE VATICAN, Italy (The Adobo Chronicles®) - As with all trips by heads of state, the itinerary of a visiting dignitary is always packed, consisting of a whirlwind of welcome ceremonies, state banquets, speeches before various groups, meetings with key officials, field trips, photo opportunities, and yes, private meetings, both scheduled and unscheduled. Pope Francis' visit…
Cleveland, OH – The distrust and acrimony between police officers and common citizens continues to escalate.  Proof is in the most recent incident that took place on the east side of Cleveland.
Evan Rabalais joins Sunny and Jeremy to weigh in on the new UFC uniforms, Zachary's Americana traditional neighborhood development, and hot octogenarian babes.
Knick and James really wanted today to be about Star Wars. They really, really did. But then Knick had to kill time on the internet and saw…things. We’re sorry.
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles®) - Politics is not politics without scandals.  This scandal is about what appears to be a short-lived affair between Carly Fiorina and Ted Cruz, Republican presidential candidates both. No, it's not what you're thinking.  No romance is involved -- at least none that we know of. Rather, it is an…
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Major Owen Schnauzmann of the US Air Force confirmed that the first strikes in support of the much maligned Syrian President Bashar al-Assad centred around Eastern Ukraine where Russian intelligence says a great deal of the Syrian rebel forces are co-ordinating activities and manning a key supply route.
Gordon Gekko was wrong: Greed is not good. Get this. And get it straight. Gordon Gekko was wrong. Greed is not good. Greed is bad. Greed eats away the core of society like a golden parasitic leech the size of Manitoba. Or Saskatchewan. One of those Provinces or Territories or Protectorates or whatever they use...
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the White House refused to confirm reports the United States military had started to slowly back away from Syria immediately after Russia started airstrikes in the war-torn country. President Obama declared he "really hoped" brutal Syrian President Bashar al-Assad would not be saved by his Russian ally President Putin, but also confessed, "it would not be the worst thing in the world if Russia was left holding the bag in Syria."
From Our Politics Correspondent: Just hours after the new leader of the Labour party said he will never press the nuclear button, sources inside Number 10 are scurrying around trying to find the nuclear button, it became apparent when officials were seen scurrying around through the window.
There are some rather nasty rumors about me and my past stubbornly floating around out there. Rumors that would make even the most forgiving and open-minded person think I’m a horrible excuse for a human being.

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ROWAN COUNTY, Kentucky (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - How the paparazzis missed reporting on the 'secret meeting' between Pope Francis and Kentucky clerk Kim Davis in Washington, D.C. last week, is a mystery. Or perhaps even a miracle. Yesterday, lawyers for Davis claimed that Francis met with Davis the same day as the pontiff's historic speech to…
Facebook goes down. Dave struggles to cope.
Recently The Discord has fallen below its usual high level of journalistic excellence. As CEO I have identified the problem as the general weed availability in the Flagstaff area. Too much or too little has yet to be determined. In our recent Putin Syria coverage, we implied the Russian fighter was the adversary from Rocky II when actually he was from Rocky IV.…
Jeremy Corbyn’s first speech to conference as Labour leader has been broadly welcomed by party members. However, some have expressed reservations about how the suggestion that the Royal Family should be put up against a wall and shot will play with the wider electorate’.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

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