+Hurricane Matthew started hitting Florida early Friday morning with heavy rain and strong winds!
+Powerful storm claimed at least 340 lives in Caribbean earlier this week prompting concerns for Florida residents!
+The hurricane mysteriously swung around two nuclear reactors, Cape Canaveral and Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort says Hillary in morning statement to reporters!

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Talk Show host Ellen DeGeneres' clothing line, GapKids X ED, is all about encouraging children to embrace what makes them unique. But it's that "empowerment" aspect of the brand's campaigns that left many confused by the most recent photos posted to GapKids' Twitter account on Saturday. One…

Last Tuesday was Election Day, and now its time to learn whether your favorite political administrations are coming back!

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Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure including Super Glue that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - Who would have thought that there could be anything more damaging  to Donald Trump than the explosive audio tape in which he is heard bragging about kissing and groping women?  Well, there is. The Sweden-based Wikileaks today released a document which apparently confirms a rare medical condition with…

David Cameron denied owning a panama hat today, just days after returning from holiday.

Is Rudy Giuliani really a cyborg lawyer sent back in time by future President Trump to derail Biden election victory? Did future Joe Biden bring Covid-19 back in time to undermine Trump presidency? Incredible claims that present moment in time is focal point of two competing timelines' attempts to prevail!

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Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 77,000 acre Tennessee estate.

ALBANY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the New York State Board of Elections confirmed reports the name of Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont had disappeared from the state's Democratic primary ballot. The rival presidential campaign of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton assured New York Democrats and Sanders supporters it was working closely with the elections board to fix the situation in time for the state's April 19th primary election.

Are you one of the millions of Americans opposed to getting a COVID-19 inoculation? You might get one anyway according to a source who says the US government has started to slip the vaccine into your injectable drugs, cigarettes and even favorite junk foods.
































































 
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TV chef Nigella Lawson made a recent personal confession to the TV audience while on the popular Maury Povich show, claiming because of her breast size, she hasn't seen her feet in over 14 years.

PORTSMOUTH, New Hamphire (The Adobo Chronicles, Washinton Bureau) - Upping his criticism of Hillary Clinton’s debate performances, Donald Trump suggested without any Saturday that his opponent had been on drugs during their second debate. “I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate,” Mr. Trump told a crowd of thousands gathered at an…

Human remains found buried behind President Biden's dog Major's residence on the White House's south lawn have been identified as those of Post Master General Louis DeJoy.
































































 
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In an addendum to his address to the United Nations Wednesday, President Trump promised, "Swift and utter annihilation of Mauritius," during a press conference with members of the international media this morning.

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Failed Kenyan politician, Malik (Roy) Obama, first son amongst many fathered by Barack Obama Sr, says”Dad was very loose with his cannon, and it would go off indiscriminately leading to my very large family of siblings including my kid brother ‘Lil Barry!’ He was adamantly against any form of gun control infringing on his ‘uman rights to procreate!”

Parents across the UK are outraged by the law change which will effectively ban all joy from childrens’ birthday parties.

As the Delta variant continues it's rapid spread in Los Angeles, Dr. Leonard Vronsky says stupid people now account for all COVID-19 hospitalizations at county-run hospitals.
































































 
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Showing his solidarity with NFL social justice players, filmmaker Michael Moore took a knee today to join in protest over the national anthem controversy. Just after Moore took a knee, seismologists at the University of Michigan reported a rare 4.6 magnitude earthquake in the state.

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An Oscar de la Rentboy AW16-17 padded straitjacket stole the show at the University of Nevada last night as Hillary Clinton channeled her inner Madam President psychosis. And Blue Dog Dems everywhere cried Jesus F***ing Wept.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, former 2016 Republican presidential candidate U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina accepted the Republican presidential nomination. An inebriated Graham gave his acceptance speech at what he claimed was the Corinth Tavern in Seneca, South Carolina.