NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Fox News declared responsibility for the domestic right-wing terrorist attack on a Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado Springs, Colorado that killed three and wounded nine others on Friday. The right-wing propaganda network declared it may as well have fired all the bullets at the scene due to its hate-filled, largely fabricated rhetoric regarding Planned Parenthood combined with its fear-mongering and urging of its viewers to be armed at all times to respond to fabricated imminent threats that are everywhere.

Agreeing that carbon emissions must be reduced to halt climate change, tens of thousands of world leaders, government ministers, scientists and activists are attending the Paris climate talks after being flown to the city in private jets.

Such a grim morning. It’s 11am and all the lights are already on. Normally November is my favourite month but this past four weeks have been nothing but rain. Not that I dislike rain.

Despite senior generals saying UK will need boots on the ground to fight in 'Stalingrad' operations; to topple ISIS Mr. Cameron says a couple of Tornadoes will do it as he has limited edition Charizard and a shiny Blastoise that will give them special powers.

In America, we face a momentous choice: a food future rooted in the ethic of sustainable agriculture, or in exploitative agri-industry.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - There has never been such widespread  computer outage in government history as what millions of Americans are experiencing today. There are also reports of computer breakdowns in many parts of the world. If you're trying to renew your driver's license online, or signing up for Obamacare, or tracking a shipment…

Cyber Friday led on to Cyber Saturday this weekend in one of the cyberiest lead ups to Christmas since the dawn of time, according to a cosmologist.

Papillion, NE –  Being a kid is tough.  Being an old guy is tough.  Both are entering and leaving comfort zones that they have been in for years.  One such pair in a small town in Nebraska are handling things in very different ways.

The move is meant to accommodate all pre- and post-Thanksgiving sales which always start a day early.

THE NORTH POLE (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a surprise attack on the North Pole headquarters of the Merry Christmas faction. Heavy damage was done to Merry Christmas Headquarters by the Happy Holidays strike force, which breached the walls and forced its captives to play with dreidels, sit around a Festivus Pole and perform both the Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength, and wear Happy New Year hats and blow on similarly marked noisemakers.

In the UK they're ISIL, ISIS or just plain IS. In Germany they are called ISO, in France they are just plain old EI and our American cousins prefer the term, 'muslims'. The group, itself, likes the name "Daesh" and this is becoming a problem for news media around the world.

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Despite efforts by their state's government to shield them from radical Islam, a member of the terrorist organization ISIS has infiltrated a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Brownsboro, Alabama, some of its patrons say.

ROWAN COUNTY, Kentucky (The Adobo Chronicles) - Beginning in 2016, a valid U.S. passport may be a required as the only acceptable identification document when traveling on domestic flights while the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) may be given the power to request a non-issuance, or cancellation, of a passport for individuals owing taxes. Encouraged by this…

Popular anti-religion bigot argues that Robert Dear was raised on ancient stories advocating the violent subjugation of women as "breedingstock."

SEEKONK, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, a small government Republican declared he was outraged by the rising costs of prescription drugs in the United States. Thomas Basil, a construction worker and married father of two, blamed big government for too much regulation and taxation, and asserted allowing the free market to regulate itself was the only way to remedy the problem of expensive prescription drugs.

A spokesman for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future today announced that they would be seeking talks with the Chancellor to help him see the follies of his austerity policy. He has been previously visited by other Dickensian characters, but reacted by cutting the art subsidy to Vincent Crummles, removing the Artful Dodger's Jobseeker's Allowance and cancelling Daniel Quilp's disability benefit.

The nice thing about this hot gift idea, political satire buffs agree: It can’t run out! ‘But the big 20% holiday discount will – and soon,’ they warn.