"And the plot is better handled than Die Hard 5 too." Jimmy Popper, Cinema Owner

Christian forces remain under siege in a bloody stalemate military experts are calling the most pivotal battle in the War on Christmas.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Acknowledging that any bill that repeals Obamacare and defunds Planned Parenthood will be vetoed by President Obama, Senate Republicans today changed their strategy to ensure that the legislation they pass gets signed by the occupant of the Oval Office. Republican Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama introduced a final amendment that…

Gun related deaths continue to escalate and cripple the psyche of Americans.  President Obama is not happy about it.  He is imploring Congress to pass stricter gun control laws.  Opinions are split on whether or not that is the answer.  A new law passed today, however, would seem to not help matters.

Blogger Lamar White Jr. joins Sunny and Jeremy to discuss Les Miles, state Sen. Troy Brown, and a couple of books about a couple of creepy guys.

Raising Cane’s first international location is in mutha-effing Kuwait City, as in the capital of the country we had to liberate from Saddam Hussein in the early ’90s.

A Conservative MP, who is still applauding the Hillary Benn speech yesterday, says it was a better speech than the one in Independence Day, the movie, according to The Sun newspaper.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a cow dung bust of former Vice President Dick Cheney was unveiled in the Capitol Visitor Center's Emancipation Hall. The unveiling ceremony attracted the likes of former President George W. Bush and Iraqi dignitaries, who threw their shoes at both the cow dung representation of Cheney and Cheney himself.

Las Vegas, NV—I knew being Zano-free couldn’t last forever, but I did enjoy my peaceful six month stretch. When the inevitable phone call came, he wanted to know the location of our next Vegas-style ghost investigation. For some reason Zano feels it’s my responsibility to arrange these “important” endeavors. As if living in Las Vegas…

A robust, thorough, no-holds-barred inquiry in to the disastrous fallout from the bombing of Syria has 'already been commissioned', according to government sources.

Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - Yesterday, The Adobo Chronicles called out the organizers of the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant for incorrectly spelling 'Philippines.' Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, owner of the Miss Universe Organization, had issued a call for the hiring of a Filipino copyeditor to avoid similar errors going forward.  In the meantime, Trump ordered…

Facebook co-founder and current CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that to commemorate the birth of his daughter, he and his wife are going to donate 99 percent of users’ personal data to charitable causes.

According to Hillary...She didn't spill a drop!

Barack loved the salt water taffy

Charlie says he'll behave

Hokey Pokey songwriter passes away

In what is becoming an eerily regular occurrence, armed gunmen injured and killed dozens of innocent citizens in California today for no apparent reason.

PARIS (The Barbed Wire) - President Obama has concluded two days of making a fool of himself at the climate summit here. Warning the world of the dangers of magic warming gas in our atmosphere, the president painted an apocalyptic vision of the future if the world doesn't start believing his climate hysteria. Immediately.

LSU’s Coates Hall, best known for freshman-level classes and persistent glory holes, is about to become a little more friendly to transgender people who want to participate in anonymous oral sex in a relatively safe environment.