A Conservative MP, who is still applauding the Hillary Benn speech yesterday, says it was a better speech than the one in Independence Day, the movie, according to The Sun newspaper.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a cow dung bust of former Vice President Dick Cheney was unveiled in the Capitol Visitor Center's Emancipation Hall. The unveiling ceremony attracted the likes of former President George W. Bush and Iraqi dignitaries, who threw their shoes at both the cow dung representation of Cheney and Cheney himself.
Las Vegas, NV—I knew being Zano-free couldn’t last forever, but I did enjoy my peaceful six month stretch. When the inevitable phone call came, he wanted to know the location of our next Vegas-style ghost investigation. For some reason Zano feels it’s my responsibility to arrange these “important” endeavors. As if living in Las Vegas…
A robust, thorough, no-holds-barred inquiry in to the disastrous fallout from the bombing of Syria has 'already been commissioned', according to government sources.
Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules.
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - Yesterday, The Adobo Chronicles called out the organizers of the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant for incorrectly spelling 'Philippines.' Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, owner of the Miss Universe Organization, had issued a call for the hiring of a Filipino copyeditor to avoid similar errors going forward. In the meantime, Trump ordered…
Facebook co-founder and current CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that to commemorate the birth of his daughter, he and his wife are going to donate 99 percent of users’ personal data to charitable causes.
PARIS (The Barbed Wire) - President Obama has concluded two days of making a fool of himself at the climate summit here. Warning the world of the dangers of magic warming gas in our atmosphere, the president painted an apocalyptic vision of the future if the world doesn't start believing his climate hysteria. Immediately.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the conservative think tank Work Harder America released the results of a study on the collapse of the middle class in America. The study clearly showed the wealthy paying less in taxes had nothing to do with the disappearing middle class, which simply needed to work harder for the wealth to trickle down to it.
PARIS, France (The Adobo Chronicles) - U.S. President Barack Obama has finally broken his silence over the Philippine presidential race that's turning out to be the most controversial ever in the political history of the former American colony. Speaking to reporters in Paris where he is attending a world summit on climate change, Obama said, 'I…
Congress just passed a bill establishing new names for popular foods with Arab roots.
Jeb Bush’s campaign is hustling to do damage control after an exchange Sunday between Bush and John Dickerson on CBS's "Face the Nation" wherein Bush seemed to defend the idea that only a dynasty can save America.
A Missouri company is selling testicular prosthetic implants specially designed for Congress.
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