The Red Shtick’s intern Dave Robicheaux managed to catch up with President Donald Trump before he hopped on Hair Force One to leave New Orleans and head back to Mar-a-Lago. Still a bit ruffled after his recent Colonel Sanders debacle, Trump was not in the mood for another interview, but he was finally persuaded with a bucket of fresh KFC.

Self-trained historians are confirming that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s clumsy attempt to appear remorseful for past bad behavior does not prove that he is a nice guy, and in fact, it shows quite the opposite.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - People around the world get to enjoy an extra day this year, a leap year. It happens once every four years when the month of February has a 29th day. Filipinos, however, get not one but two additional days this year. There is a February 30th in the…

Washington – Two important details have emerged from the recently discovered secret meeting between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.

President Donald Trump has patently appropriated and employed numerous uniquely Nixonian methodologies since being inaugurated, according to a lawsuit filed by the Richard Nixon Foundation.

At a campaign rally in Chester last night, Corbyn spoke to thousands of supporters and pledged to renationalise the knitwear industry, promising more affordable jumpers and cardigans for everyone.

Using only his imagination, Rubio has "just won all Super Tuesday states."

Taking his ongoing feud with John McCain to another dimension this week, President Trump reported today on Twitter that spirits he has been in contact with through a Ouija Board have tied deceased Senator John McCain to the recent Boeing Max 8 tragedies.

San Diego, CA – In a sign of our troubled times, legendary inter web startup GoFundMe has taken a step no one could have conceived.  Chairman and CEO, Rob Solomon, shares that the once unique idea that brought in millions in revenue is close to bankruptcy.

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The first x-ray vision app for Google Glass is now here! Google launched its controversial new privacy defeating app on Monday as college students across America pledged to explore the ‘full potential’ of the controversial gadget. Adult app store 1GooK.Com reportedly confirmed it is already selling hundreds of the newly released apps per day online.

We are at a turning point in history. Just as the pendulum of justice is finally swinging in the right direction, a tide of indignation is rising. In short, a maelstrom of metaphors is sucking us all in, forcing us to look one another in the eye as we swirl round and round.

Amy Schumer announced last night during a stand-up appearance in St. Paul, Minnesota that her difficult and very public pregnancy has entered its 5th trimester.

NEW YORK CITY--The NFL is investigating allegations that New England Patriots head coach Bill Belicheck has been sneaking into New York Giants team facilities and leaving dangerous fireworks lying around, easily accessible to Giants players and coaches.  Four Giants players, including defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul and quarterback Eli Manning, have lost appendages playing with the…

TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has cancelled a planned visit to Japan next month to focus on the situation in Marawi City where the terrorist group Maute has launched a siege, prompting the proclamation of Martial Law in Mindanao. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe perfectly understands Duterte's change of…

In an effort to avoid any further crippling budget cuts, the NHS will open its doors to weary travellers looking for an affordable place to lay their head down for the night.

The White House announced today that the first of several planned clones of Donald Trump has been generated, a first step towards enabling his administration to extend decades, if not centuries.

Theresa May visibly flushed at the sound of Donald Trump's name in the debate last night, speaking fondly of long calls on the telephone where the Trump 'tells her everything'.

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On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

WORCESTER, MA (The Barbed Wire) - Mitt Romney made it clear last week how much he hates Donald Trump, and he even went so far as to tell voters not to vote for him - despite praising Trump's endorsement of Romney himself in 2012. Republicans feel blessed to have an establishment oracle as wise and all-knowing as two-time presidential loser Romney.

Is poverty too good for the poor? Extraordinary claims of well off City-types who engage in poverty role play. Buying up slums to revel in supposedly stress free, irresponsible lives of the poor, in order to relieve the ennui of their privileged lives.