On May 22 MSNBC’s Chris Hayes expressed amazement that he has heard no response from the NRA to a smart gun “truce” offered them on May 5 by a New Jersey State senator who is at the forefront of anti-gun activity in her state.
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"All UFO abductions must be investigated"
"I will make Arnold Schwartzenegger illegal"
"Brillo Pads will be renamed Trump Pads in honor of my brilliant hairdo"
"All UFO abductions must be investigated"
"I will make Arnold Schwartzenegger illegal"
"Brillo Pads will be renamed Trump Pads in honor of my brilliant hairdo"
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (Exclusive to The Adobo Chronicles) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he didn't care about political correctness when he called for banning all Muslims from entering the United States, despite condemnations from The White House, his fellow Republican candidates, and Muslim communities in the U.S. and abroad. But it took a short but…
"I would be invincible with trunks like that." Jimmy Popper, Trunks Designer
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI-01) confirmed he was just as bad at his job as his predecessor, because the federal government was almost certain to shut down at the end of the week. Ryan asserted he may actually be worse than Boehner due to his over willingness to allow ultra-extreme-right-wing Republicans to have their Teabagger tantrum over Planned Parenthood and Obamacare, and callously harm veterans, the elderly, the poor, at-risk children, the sick and disabled, and many other groups that depend on government assistance simply to survive.
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Despite being spotted Christmas shopping together in Hamley’s toy store this week, then collecting salads at the Rainforest Café, the Braggs continue to deny a father and son relationship.
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that her penis...
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (The Adobo Chronicles) - Newsroom layoffs have finally caught up with the Philadelphia Daily News, particularly the lack of headline writers and copy editors. Case in point: today's front page. The Daily News ran a front page cover with a photo of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and his latest pronouncement calling for the banning of…
"Show him how to do a single summersault next." Jimmy Popper, Circus Trainer
Washington – Daniela Vrooman, 4, took an unexpected trip to the White House this past Wednesday with her family. President Obama and his staff invited Daniela as a good will gesture. Doctors diagnosed the young child as a mute and have suggested with some certainty that she will never be able to speak again.
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - There was confusion at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas on Sunday, when the candidates for the Miss Universe Pageant were introduced to the media for the first time. When Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach was called, reporters thought they would be meeting Miss Germany. Wurtzbach is Miss Philippines who…
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas announced his plan to turn the United States into a merciless Christian theocracy. Cruz called his new platform "Make America a Christian Iran," but informed Americans the Christian dictatorship he imagined for America could also be compared to the brutal Islamic regime in Saudi Arabia.
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