Mr. Billy Buck Teefus, the American Redneck Savant, shares his unique insights about President Trump during the April 15, 2017, Tax Day protest in Portsmouth, NH.

NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump has updated his vision for solving America’s illegal immigration problem. Trump has been criticized for his talk about constructing a tall wall along the southern border with Mexico. He’s now thinking a little more futuristic.

Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.

Responding to mockery she faced after saying that immigrants should learn to “speak American” if they want to live in the U.S., Sarah Palin is arguing that she has been unfairly maligned by the media.

Kentuckian Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, hootenanny coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. We think.

The online pharmaceutical company allegedly sent Christie a monthly package of anabolic steroids as well as other performance enhancing drugs.

“The library is basically lost,” lamented Marlene French, a passerby who valiantly attempted, but failed, to rescue a calico cat wearing a bandanna from the billowing cloud of gluten as it menacingly disseminated down the street. “The city will have to evacuate downtown. Anything else would be totally irresponsible.”

She's doing so well is that woman, she thought. A woman in that job has to be much better than a man has to be. She's doing really well. A man couldn't have done that. Well done, I say.

May 1st, is known as May Day, a celebration of workers rights across the globe.  But, did you know that May First is also “Loyalty Day” in the United States?

RIO DE JANEIRO -- Beaten, shorn and robbed. That is what happened early Friday morning to Vinicius, the lovable yellow mongrel and Rio Olympics mascot, after a night of partying near Copacabana Beach, according to officials.

RAINIER, OR — Sea lions have taken over the public dock in the small river city of Rainier. And that can mean only one thing: it’s mother f'n time to shoot us some sea lions right in the f'n face!

In hopes of finally putting all this nonsense behind Him, God decided to skip over the year 2019 entirely, and start the next presidential election ASAP.

RIO – American swimming champion, Michael Phelps, has had a long term addiction to gold. And now that he’s thinking about hanging up his Speedo, he’s thinking it may finally be time to address his addiction. Phelps has tried to wean himself off of gold with other medals like silver and bronze, but he relapsed each time and went back to his gold habit.

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In a thinly veiled attempt to thwart the long scheduled Republican televised debate, President Obama originally selected that date as the evening he wanted to address both houses of Congress about his newest economic ideas in an 11th hour attempt at still being considered relevant in his last months at playing a TV President..

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Do you owe IRS some money for your 2018 income return? Worry no more. Because of the continued government shutdown which has all but paralyzed essential Federal services, the Internal Revenue Services (IRS) announced today that U.S. taxpayers will get an automatic across-the-board refund when they file…

#5 Slain by a disgruntled former Trump University Ph.D. candidate.
#16 Hospitalized with a rare combination of electile dysfunction, cognitive gangrene and unmitigated gallstones. Sad.

Fat kid Tommy "Two Tons" Touzinsky was diagnosed this week with a genetic disorder that is responsible for his humongous body's inability to regulate its weight.

DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) - Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte on Sunday confirmed rumors that he had passed away. ”It’s true,” Duterte said, “but I rose again after three days.” To prove he is back alive, Duterte’s companion, Honylet Avanceña posted a live video of the couple reading last Sunday’s edition of the…

“Not even a freaking phone call, man,” said Kryptonian immigrant Kal-El, who changed his name to Clark Kent when he arrived at Ellis Island. “The Times said I ‘wasn’t available for comment’. I was totally available. Cellphone on and everything. This is lame.”

Were Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson’s latest policy initiatives inspired by watching children’s TV? Worst Defence Secretary ever's plans for moonbase and interceptors to combat future alien threat allegedly ripped off from Gerry Anderson TV shows.