London’s Natural History Museum has been forced to rethink the entry requirements for its Wildlife Photographer of the Year awards as, once again, a prizewinning entry has been disqualified.

New York – Although many have scoffed at the notion that a travel ban will keep infidels out of the United States, Donald Trump has once again proven to be on target.  And his camp is livid.  After a federal judge in Seattle put a temporary stay on the ban, it has allowed for the dangerous King Nefarious to enter our country right in the heart of New York City.  He landed at JFK airport this morning and security watched him walk straight out into the masses.  There was nothing they could do about it.

Republican senator Dalton Holms has long defended his stance that homosexuality is a choice but now...

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Key leaders in the Democratic Party are calling for the ban of Romaine Lettuce (now called assault lettuce). According to figures from the CDC (Center for Disease Control), there have now been more than 150 reported cases of food borne illness reported in over 30 states due to Assault Lettuce. There have already been deaths.

Harvey Wray is just your normal local ex amateur cage-fighter turned substitute social studies teacher but Wray noticed that many times his temporary students would not listen to him.

As the administration scrambles to fill vacancies on the federal bench, a folder containing an African American judge was inadvertently forwarded to the Senate, and quickly retrieved by the White House.

In the middle of a rather uncivil war, Jeremy Corbyn has seen over half of his Shadow Cabinet resign, and even some of the replacements have since stepped down. Desperate times call for desperate measures, which must be why Corbyn was spotted with a clipboard, pleading for people to join the Cabinet.

SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) - U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean President Kim Jung-on have arrived in Singapore in preparation for their historic summit which begins tomorrow. On the eve of the summit, both leaders chose to relax and take it easy. Kim will play basketball with NBA legend Dennis Rodman while Trump…

Britain appears to be going through something of a phase, those around her say. "She's in a bit of a snit," her queen mother said of the 480 year-old constitutional monarchy, which has been locked in her room since last Thursday.

Federal officials say they have reunited more than 200 migrant families with their Central American gangs back home after they were detained trying to cross the US border under Donald Trump's Zero Tolerance policy for illegal entry into the United States.

Twentieth-Century Fox announced today that it was greenlighting a film about the infamously nonexistent Bowling Green Massacre, where two Iranian nationals failed to blow up dozens of people using improvised exploding devices in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

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A third-rate actress who appeared as Maid Marian in the 50s’ children’s TV series The Adventures of Robin Hood was Barack Obama’s paternal grandmother according to declassified UK papers.

Pope Francis has taken several veiled shots at President Trump since he began his presidential campaign. The Pope has indirectly questioned Trump’s faith as well as human decency. But now it’s Trump’s turn to fire back.

The group, Feminists For Society, has accused the sandwich giant of sexism after one of its members personally witnessed a male customer ask a female employee to make him a sandwich. An act that she carried out as if it was her duty.

Match Made in Heaven? Top tabloid announces plans to create own celebrity couple, with exclusive rights to stream entire relationship, reality TV-style. Every significant event, from first intercourse to eventual spectacular break up will be available to subscribers.

Tim Hargreaves of Leicester mistakenly squirted fuel through a rusty hole in his car instead of the fuel tank, drenching his grandmother who was sitting in the back seat Saturday.

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Ebola’s Lounge and Buffet filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Owner Abe Ebola, who owned the popular bar and restaurant for 27 years, cited a long-term slump of loyal customer support and the failure of promotional material to lure new customers.

‘So far I’ve been very diplomatic as President, the most diplomatic President ever. So diplomatic. But it’s time for me to cut loose and have some fun. I’ve got a lot to say about a lot of people and countries and I’m just gonna start letting it rip,’ said Trump.

A Baton Rouge pastor is ruffling some feathers among her flock by responding to their petitions for prayer for ill friends and relatives with a slogan frequently used to counter the civil rights refrain “black lives matter.”

Anal sex on the first date is in decline among heterosexual couples...