Palmetto State Armory, a popular gun retailer, has come under fire this holiday season for its attempts at creative advertising. Marketing executives believed that billboards such as ‘Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells,’ and displaying ‘Silent Night’ with a pistol and a silencer would be a good idea.  

EL PASO (The Barbed Wire) - Republican front runner Donald Trump has taken a lot of heat recently for his comments that all Muslims should be kept out of the country until Congress can figure out a way to properly vet any Muslims coming in first.

Clarrisa Melton, age 37 and still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned women in magazines, Melton decided to shed her 175 excessive pounds by supporting Barack Obama.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, TNA released the results of a survey measuring how likely Americans were to buy and publicly display a Gadsden flag, which has had low favorability ratings among Americans since 2008. Over 71% of the Americans surveyed disclosed they would not purchase or fly a Gadsden flag so they could avoid being associated with American Teabaggers, who have made the Gadsden flag a symbol of their abundant ignorance regarding both American government and history.

“The dark drone I sense in you.”

Buckingham Palace has confirmed it may withdraw that the Royal Warrant awarded to high street retailer Argos as a result of the third failure of Her Majesty's musical revolving fibre-optic Christmas tree.

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LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Six U.S. states and four countries which are home to some of Donald Trump's real estate properties have decided to shut out the Republican presidential candidate by imposing a travel ban on him. The move was in response to Trump's inflammatory statement calling for the banning of all Muslims…

A new study has confirmed something women have been complaining about for years. The research, out of the University of Breast Information and published in the current issue of Big Boob Magazine essentially corroborates the belief that people tend to focus more on the breasts and figure of a woman when analyzing her appearance than they do on her face.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, President Obama announced the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) - a massive multinational trade deal the president intends to sign - will protect the freedoms of all Americans to earn lower wages and become unemployed. President Obama explained the two innately-American liberties would be protected by the TPP, which will make it even easier for corporations to offshore American jobs to countries with lower wages.

After serving as warden of the famous Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola for over 20 years, Burl Cain announced Wednesday that he is stepping down effective Jan. 1.

After reviewing almost 5,000 digital photographs taken from inside the sunken luxury liner the Titanic, a Woods Hole scientist has concluded that there were survivors who lived inside the ship for up to five years after it slipped beneath the waves on April 14th, 1912.

  How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Cereal makers were up in almonds today as the government rolled oat proposals to introduce standardised plain packaging for some of the most ludicrously tasty morning meals. The move comes after a review of the health risks linked to the delicious suger-laden snacks found some to be so dangerous they even turn the milk brown.

I wrote my comment for the studio rep at the screening of Macbeth as follows: ‘Tis an unruly film … '

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - 'The Martian,' starring Matt Damon playing the role of an astronaut left behind and presumed dead on planet Mars, was so funny and the musical numbers so  outstanding that it was nominated today in three categories for the Golden Globe Awards. The film picked up three nominations: Best Director (Ridley…

Straight from the ‘say-it-isn’t-so’ department, but the folks over at TMZ have revealed and confirmed the super model voluntarily had her nipples removed from her trademark breasts in a 2 hour surgical procedure last weekend. According to TMZ, Upton is resting comfortably at a private resort in Arizona.

The sexy rumor this week is that lovers Kim Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed a brand new baby boy into the world.

Lincoln Police are urging all women living in Lancaster County to exercise extreme caution after 54 year-old Marilyn Barker was raped behind a Big Lots in Newkirk last night, the fourth victim of sexual assault in the area this month.

Host and political junkie Jeremy White is actually burned out on politics, so he and Sunny Weathers (mostly) steer clear of the topic in this episode, opting instead to talk about sports and Sunny’s recent encounter with predawn crazy-cat-lady demolition derby.