Zagreb, Croatia -(satireworld.com)
We’re not sure what movie was playing on TV way back in 1966 in the former republic of Yugoslavia, but it must have been so terrible that a woman died while viewing it. In fact, it took 48 years for someone to find her remains in her Communist-era apartment.
He's putting everyone on edge' said one passenger from coach F, who apparently managed to escape into the toilet with his mobile phone. 'Wait, hang on, oh no, now he's muttering and trying to catch other people's gaze with his sullen, tutting visage! Send help, send help now!'
Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver vocalist.
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - This year's Miss Universe pageant made history by having a transgender contestant in the person of Miss Austria. The closest Miss Universe ever got to having a transgender contestant was when Jenna Talackova waged a legal battle to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant in…
If you're a gay young man nervous about coming out to your parents, try practicing on a couple of your stuffed animals. Later, to most realistically depict how your mom and dad will respond to your news, hang your stuffed animals by their necks in the garage...
Sun Takes Massive Crap
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The sun took a massive crap today, unleashing a galactical butt-shower of fire into outer space that's headed our way.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, TNA released the results of a survey of Donald Trump supporters to discover their primary reason for supporting the billionaire Republican presidential candidate. Just over 93% of the surveyed Trump supporters confessed they wanted "someone cool" to have a few drinks with prior to a busy night of assaulting suspected Muslims, as well as anyone seemingly not white, Christian, and/or American enough.
At the GOP debate on Tuesday night in Las Vegas, the conversation mostly revolved around terrorism and national security. There were a few moments, however, dedicated to social issues. Various candidates expressed their frustrations about the excessive use of "politically correct" terms such as "women" and "people." But it didn't end there.
Yeah… I’m looking at you Peter O’Toole. Full controversial video here.
Previous Decembers have seen him reliably turn on the Christmas spirit bang on cue, but as the years have gone by, the old man is said to be feeling increasingly cynical about just being expected to just turn it on to fit it in with everyone else's calendar.
Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders until he 'toned down' his realism.
"I just want to slip on some spandex trunks and go dancing with my new doggie friend." Kent Rugby, Hunkist
Bwanna, Kenya – (satireworld.com)
Game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village shortly after it decimated the inhabitants during an evening celebration. The reptile is being reported as the ‘world’s largest crocodile.’ First reports claimed upwards of 50 native villagers were eaten, but game warden Benji Wonamoto said the final body count was 75 and maybe more.
Game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village shortly after it decimated the inhabitants during an evening celebration. The reptile is being reported as the ‘world’s largest crocodile.’ First reports claimed upwards of 50 native villagers were eaten, but game warden Benji Wonamoto said the final body count was 75 and maybe more.
Major Tim Peake entered the Space Station with thumbs skywards even though up there skywards was downwards. But in spite of the sky confusion all went well and endless messages from the Space Station are expected in the coming six months.
Ever since the war to take down the Galactic Empire ended, Han Solo and his trusty co-pilot Chewbacca have been scrounging around for work. Although there is finally a new Star Wars movie coming out, the Canadian military commissioned the two well respected pilots to test some planes similar to TIE fighters that were popular during that era.
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