Andy Murray will receive a personality courtesy of the BBC next year for services to Tennis, with the process of him gradually becoming a 3 dimensional human being shown in a series of documentaries presented by Billy or Melvyn Bragg. Both twins are ‘huge’ tennis fans. One said: ‘Andy is a tennis playing robot at the moment, and an imperfect one at that...

Over the years I have been hard on all forms of fundamentalism, regardless of the particular brand. So, Mr. McDooris, I see your “the Qur’an was revealed to Muhammad” myth and raise you a “burning Bush” one (which, incidentally, should have happened due to his war crimes). Whereas I expect more from our own, you expect less and…

Egypt's entire Mickey Mouse Club has been imprisoned while it's Christmas special was being aired, according to people close to the prison keys.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - It was a heart-breaking moment for millions of Filipinos who were rooting for Miss Philippines, Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach, to be crowned this year's Miss Universe.  When the final moment came, Miss U.S.A was named 2nd runner-up, Miss Philippines as 1st runner-up, and Miss Colombia as the new Miss Universe…

PENSACOLA, FLORIDA (The Nil Admirari) - Today, avid Fox News viewer and Glenn Beck listener Nora Jolly declared she was outraged no one was stopping her from saying "Merry Christmas." Jolly - a casual church-goer who prefers to converse with God directly - told TNA she actively attempted to start multiple fights with unfortunate cashiers and other consumers at well-known department stores near her home, and no one told her she could not use the Christmas pleasantry.

Islamisbad, Pakistan -(satireworld.com)

In order to shore up faltering ratings and falling revenues, cable news channel MSNBC has decided to offer prime-time reality shows with a foreign flare. Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few Muslim tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen.

“Ge, ge, ge, I’m gonna git’ those Duke Boys!”                                               —Roscoe P. Coltrane  

Her usual full-on X-rated programme will instead be confined to late-night schedules.

You must let a few opening scenes of Youth filter through your brain to completely tune in to what’s up with it.

Shocking results of a genealogical investigation into Donald Trump's ancestry has linked the GOP presidential candidate to one of the Founding Fathers of the United States.

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles) - Hillary Clinton's performance at tonight's Democratic presidential debate in New Hamphire may have convinced Democratic voters that she would be the best party nominee for president of the United States, but her closing statement may have won for her the  votesd to win in the general election. Clinton ended…

New York, NY-(satireworld.com)

Forty years old. Can you believe it ? It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around the White House Oval Office on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don’t they?

Americans have become used to tirades coming from Donald Trump.  Some that make sense and some not so much.  His latest diatribe came Friday afternoon at the Trump Tower lobby in New York City.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump confirmed reports he had been sexting with Russian President Vladimir Putin for over six months. Governor of Ohio John Kasich - a rival Republican presidential candidate, who refuses to make public the "very troubling" sexts - discovered the long-term sexting relationship between Trump and Putin after becoming convinced he should investigate the relationship between the two after days of them being very complimentary of each other in the media.

Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean – (satireworld.com)

In a scene reminiscent of a WWII era news reel, four of America’s remaining battle wagons steamed across the Pacific Ocean on their way to combat stations off the shores of Communist North Korea in response to alleged hacking charges levied against the regime of Kim Song-Un.

If you know so much, Mr. Zano, then why is Trump remaining so popular? It seems all of you little cartoons haven’t made a dent in old Orange Helmet. I’ve not been a fan of Trump. In fact, I have not spoken a word in support of his run for the Presidency. I see Trump…

After hearing stories about his long drives home, getting lost, dirty motels, road rage, speeding, the state of the roads and BMW drivers, Chris Rea's family have finally decided to buy him a SatNav this Christmas.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - While Americans were camping out in movie theaters nationwide to be among the first to see 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens,' President  Barack Obama signed new legislation that would discriminate against human beings -- including U.S. citizens -- based on national origin and travel history. Both Houses of Congress approved…

Beijing, China – (satireworld.com)

Life in the Chinese gay closet was lonely for Choi Lee. No friends. No one to talk to about his problems. Just a constant fear of a loud knock on his apartment door late in the evening. In communist China it’s just you and yourself shuttered away from life and reality, afraid the authorities will discover your secret and take you away somewhere that’s really secret too.
Today, that all changed when Choi Lee was the first to step out of the Beijing closet…

Lowell, MA – Becky and Mark Dodd got married last December.  As they wait for their one year anniversary, they find themselves in marriage counseling.