NEW YORK CITY--The NFL is investigating allegations that New England Patriots head coach Bill Belicheck has been sneaking into New York Giants team facilities and leaving dangerous fireworks lying around, easily accessible to Giants players and coaches. Four Giants players, including defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul and quarterback Eli Manning, have lost appendages playing with the…
Attendees of the first annual Bully Con convention in San Diego this weekend took in over 2 million dollars, organizers report.
London(UK)- (SatireWorld.com)
Implying that the late un-lamented pedophile Jimmy Savile brought “joy and happiness’ to underprivileged children in care facilities, the liberal British rag came out of the closet in support of granting ‘minority status’ to serial pedophiles in order to protect their ‘rights.’
Implying that the late un-lamented pedophile Jimmy Savile brought “joy and happiness’ to underprivileged children in care facilities, the liberal British rag came out of the closet in support of granting ‘minority status’ to serial pedophiles in order to protect their ‘rights.’
Trump believes that Obama may have ordered Biden to stay behind and spy on him in the White House.
Big Booty Airlines, Miami – (SatireWorld.com)
Political bystanders were convulsed in laughter today after noting that Liberal Dems’ egos seem to even bigger than their pronounced body parts!
The latest evidence of hubris is that of ex-DNC Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS) who claimed “my arse deserves better” after being ‘stuck’ in a business class seat on the Washington to Palm Beach Shuttle where she was heard pleading, “help me, my ass is stuck and I can’t get up!”
Political bystanders were convulsed in laughter today after noting that Liberal Dems’ egos seem to even bigger than their pronounced body parts!
The latest evidence of hubris is that of ex-DNC Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS) who claimed “my arse deserves better” after being ‘stuck’ in a business class seat on the Washington to Palm Beach Shuttle where she was heard pleading, “help me, my ass is stuck and I can’t get up!”
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Chelsea Clinton praised the Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision of 1973 that legalized abortion on Saturday,then backtracked claiming abortion were available seven-days a week. Embarrassed by the gaffe, Clinton went on saying abortions helped add $3.5 trillion to the U.S. economy. Chelsea, the only child of Hillary Clinton stated legal abortions as the real reason the Trump economy is successful.
Chelsea Clinton praised the Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision of 1973 that legalized abortion on Saturday,then backtracked claiming abortion were available seven-days a week. Embarrassed by the gaffe, Clinton went on saying abortions helped add $3.5 trillion to the U.S. economy. Chelsea, the only child of Hillary Clinton stated legal abortions as the real reason the Trump economy is successful.
CAPITOL HILL (The Barbed Wire) - Taking advantage of an unexpected source of special effects, the Pope used House Speaker John Boehner's incessant crying during his speech to Congress to make the point that if the United States did not correct its evil ways soon, the Speaker would flood the earth with his tears .
"I kin fix dis, damn it, just pry dat crowbar right here ...."
Knick and James are forced to meet via technology this week, but use their time to discuss the hip new craze taking over the world.
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims in general and the terrorists that some are so quick to embrace, don’t appear to be happy.
Why is it they always seem to want to hurry themselves along in committing suicide even at relatively young ages?
Why is it they always seem to want to hurry themselves along in committing suicide even at relatively young ages?
Grab 'em in the what?? Gonna be hard wearin' gloves, pal....
Death is mostly final for the majority of people, animals and plants. Humans realized everything dies- so what do those in the process of dying regret?
New York, NY- (satireworld.com)
Union fat cat Mark Rosenthal spends more time sleeping at his desk than organizing labor, a series of damning photos reveals.
The 400 plus pound president of Local 983 of District Council 37…the city’s largest blue-collar municipal-workers union…often downs a huge meal of cheeseburgers, shakes, onion rings, and pie, then drops into dreamland in the early afternoon, members of the union’s executive board told SatireWorld.
Union fat cat Mark Rosenthal spends more time sleeping at his desk than organizing labor, a series of damning photos reveals.
The 400 plus pound president of Local 983 of District Council 37…the city’s largest blue-collar municipal-workers union…often downs a huge meal of cheeseburgers, shakes, onion rings, and pie, then drops into dreamland in the early afternoon, members of the union’s executive board told SatireWorld.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - If there is one thing Donald Trump isn't willing to give up even as president, it is his Twitter account. He continues to use Twitter to post cryptic messages and to attack those who criticize him -- 140 characters at a time. Today, Trump formally asked Twitter to…
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)
The two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of the Evergreen Golf Course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
The two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of the Evergreen Golf Course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
NEW YORK — New York Knicks head coach Kurt Rambis called a full timeout with 1:49 left in his team’s 27-point loss to th…
Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com)
Henry Miller is one busy man. His 34 year old John Deere dealership in Blountstown has skyrocketed to the position of number one in excavator sales in the whole Southeast because of the recent gold strike on Parker’s Creek. Miller Equipment Sales recently sold its 27th John Deere 220D excavator in a six-week period.
Henry Miller is one busy man. His 34 year old John Deere dealership in Blountstown has skyrocketed to the position of number one in excavator sales in the whole Southeast because of the recent gold strike on Parker’s Creek. Miller Equipment Sales recently sold its 27th John Deere 220D excavator in a six-week period.
More and more readers confusing ad pages with news articles.
Barnswood, IA – (satireworld.com)
Farmer Elmer Cadfrey thought Tuesday’s visit by the History Channel’s American Picker duo would be a profitable day for him and a chance to unload a lifetime of junk he collected in two of his three barns. Sadly, he spent most of the day down at the Merriweather Health Clinic with an ice pack on his nose.
Farmer Elmer Cadfrey thought Tuesday’s visit by the History Channel’s American Picker duo would be a profitable day for him and a chance to unload a lifetime of junk he collected in two of his three barns. Sadly, he spent most of the day down at the Merriweather Health Clinic with an ice pack on his nose.
Washington DC – SatireWorld.com)
A UK newspaper reports that the Obama administration, via the National Security Agency (NSA), has been collecting the phone records of millions of Verizon customers each day under a top secret court order.
A UK newspaper reports that the Obama administration, via the National Security Agency (NSA), has been collecting the phone records of millions of Verizon customers each day under a top secret court order.
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