‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan.

Democratic Party spies have been infiltrating Republican closed-door donor events and secret strategy meetings.

Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (satireworld.com)
Karmic jitters surround Mecca’s Royal Clock Tower Hotel – the Abraj Al-Bait Towers – this weekend after Iran’s official witchfinder-general unleashed a torrent of hexoplasm against crazy Wahabbists who executed ‘moderate’ Shia cleric Shaikh Nimr al-Nimr.

LAS VEGAS (The Barbed Wire) - Last week, a person placed slices of bacon on the door handles of the front and back doors to a mosque in Sin City. Bacon and pork products are considered unclean in Islamic tradition, and Muslims are forbidden from eating or touching it.

New York – MouthFrog photographer and contributor, Joshua ‘I’ll write when I fucking feel like it’ Seater, was able to capture this alarming picture in Times Square of Gold’s Gym members waiting in a chaotic line to buy newly discounted treadmills.  

SILIC0N VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles ) - The Silicon Valley-based Adobo Chronicles is pleased to announced that it is sponsoring and hosting a free seminar for the media on the issue of terrorism coverage. The seminar will be held at the San Jose Convention Center on Monday, January 4, 2016. The seminar will help media companies develop skills…

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)

The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Congressional Republicans announced they would use American tax dollars to build new schools when the buildings could be dropped on people and explode. Republicans were unwilling to even discuss funding the construction of any new schools until they could meet the needs of perpetual war.

Sleeping on the damp-patch may soon be relegated to the past, according to female scientists at Ohio State University. The Aqua 365 Absorber Screw, which sucks up moisture at the flick of a switch, was developed after millions of complaints by women left to sleep on the pecker trail. Volunteers reported a 95.5% satisfaction rate in trials after using the device.

So you say you need to see yourself a Western?...

George Lucas, the director and creator of Star Wars, the wildly successful story of war in space, was forced to make a public apology last night after he went too far in an interview. But our experts have found he is much more quarrelsome than originally thought, as these nine other incidents show this week that were successfully kept from the press by his PR experts...

Congresswoman Gloria Applecart (R-IN) voiced her opposition to the funding of Alzheimer's Disease research just weeks after being diagnosed with the degenerative neurological disease herself.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - Since July  5, 1946, the Philippines has had a great diplomatic relationship with Colombia, with foreign embassies established by both countries locally. But it took one despicable act on the part of some Colombians for the Philippines to immediately sever its ties with the South American country. On New Year's…

10. Despot Housewives 9. It’s Always Sunny in Damascus 8. Arrested Dismemberment 7. Breaking Vlad 6. My So Called Rights 5. Buffy the Free-Thought Slayer 4. I Love Lucifer 3. All in the Gas Chamber (endless SS office hijinx) 2. The ISIS Right And the number one Discord dictatorial sitcom of all time goes to:…

Skills learned kicking your head in now applied in high flying careers

by Michael Egan.‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the word “disgusting” [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the results of a TNA study on American kids who lived in poverty and routinely went hungry discovered over 80% of the starving kids were happy to not be "takers" and miss entire meals so the wealthy could receive more tax cuts. The hungry children saw malnourishment as their patriotic duty, and remained cautiously optimistic that decades of tax cuts for the wealthy would soon allow money to trickle down to the poor, as well as stop austerity measures pushed by Republicans that refuse to fund wasteful programs designed to feed starving children.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) -When the flagship store of Toys "R" Us in New York closed after business hours on December 30, it was going to be for good. The toys retail giant cited exhorbitant rent and kids' shifting consumer preferences towards drones, hoverboards and smart phones for its decision to…

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

The celebrity icloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her in the nude and dressed in provocative clothing.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and emotionally unstable billionaire Donald Trump told his Caucasian supporters they will have lower wages when he becomes president, but not as low as groups like Blacks, Hispanics, and/or Muslims. Trump promised American Caucasians a reward for their ongoing refusal to join with Americans of other races and religious creeds to demand better wages and working conditions, namely by having those groups to look down on and feel superior to.