A fuzzy funny kitty has pounced ahead of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, the latest presidential polls show. Yes he did. Didn't he? Yes he did! That fuzzy funny kitty.

She wonders why people don’t trust her. If she wants to start gaining the trust of the American people, she needs to end all the cover-ups and come clean.

Discordianism is the "religion of chaos, of causing maximum cognitive confusion in order to spark creative thinking outside the box of dogma" (or "Box of Rain" to Deadheads).

A local man has confirmed to anyone who will listen that Gene Wilder, who passed away on Monday, has always been his favorite actor.

‘I don’t know what came over me,’ the Labour leader said. ‘I’m normally very frugal but the teapot really caught my eye; before I knew it I was £9 out of pocket.’

Who would have thought that a milkshake being thrown over a neo fascist could be condemned as being on a par with a terror attack? But that's what some people would have you believe after a recent spate of such incidents over the past couple of weeks...

The former UKIP leader has warned that brown leaves are simply not in-keeping with Britain’s image as a green and pleasant land.

While many are calling the findings into question, The Sun says they are willing to stake their reputation on it.

Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder—pop music's most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps on giving even after he or she or they is no longer selling and is setting the GPS for Branson.

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Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com)
The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the invitation.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Luxembourg may be the only country in the world where the prime minister and vice prime minister are both gay men, but that record could soon be eclipsed by the Philippines where two women may be elected president and vice president in the coming May 9 elections. Luxembourg's…

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - President Donald Trump has suggested sending the US Army over the border into Mexico to “wage war” on drug cartels in a typically bombastic tweet. The US President said his country stood “ready, willing & able to get involved and do the job quickly and effectively” if his Mexican…

As many pundits point out, as goes the hair of Ohio, so goes the hair of the nation.

I bet that turkey was up to all kinds of no good. It totally deserved to be carved into bits.

Central Florida, USA – (satireworld.com)

The first annual ‘Red-Hot & You’ SatireWorld Fourth of July party was a success due a great country music band ‘The Curlies’ and hundreds of party animals looking for a place to relax and enjoy being around bikini models, satireworld writers, and meeting other fans from all over the US and Europe.

While a McDonalds for brunch is a well-know hangover cure, they are also shamefully delicious (despite the numbers of rectums found in the food as well as the staff) and that is actually why Sally Lyle wants one.

Amid growing talk about a contested Republican convention in Cleveland, GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump expressed concern about the city’s welfare if anyone but him gets the party’s nomination.

If Brexit has ‘broken’ Britain, with opinion on leave or remain splitting the population down the middle, is the solution to break up Britain? Cross party political group propose North-South split, with South staying in EU and North cast adrift. Strict North to South immigration rules suggested to protect Southern jobs.

Social Media is being stumped when asked to tell the difference between the back of Donald Trump's head and a duck's ass, according to sources close to the controversy.