Halfway through his self-congratulatory speech, the president paused to award himself the distinguished "Greatest President Ever" medal. He almost blushed when telling the crowd that he was the first and only recipient of the award.

While we may be at a loss to explain what, precisely, "rape culture" is, that doesn't mean that we can’t get rid of it. Dandy Goat moral indignation correspondent Richard Omega interviewed Victoria N. Pedestal, author of "How to End Rape Culture in Six Steps," who explained just that.

Lanham, Maryland – (satireworld.com)

Most Americans probably don’t realize that Turkey’s Islamist government is building a colossal mosque in the United States with the input of several branches of a group known as the parent organization of Hamas and al Qaeda.

President Trump today renewed his call to promote the mentally ill after a mass shooting at the hands of 19 year-old Nikolas Cruz that left 17 high school students dead in Parkland, Florida this week.

Cartoonist's Comment: Fame and beauty are double edged swords which cut both ways.

In a bold move to force the Chinese to reduce their trade deficit with the US, President Trump enacted tariffs on his next door neighbor.

With Donald Trump just hours away from being sworn in as the President of the United States, the country has developed a putrid smell, worrisome taste and is probably best avoided.

If trouble erupts, the 64-year-old singer will be flown into the war zone for a live performance of his 1985 hit ‘Russians’ in which he sings...

Despite the president's promise to enact gun legislation and stem the carnage in US schools, painful bone spurs have torpedoed any chance of progress.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - While  President Donald Trump announced that the White House Press Briefing Room will remain at its current location -- The James S. Brady Room in the West Wing --  he said he gets to pick which reporters and news outlets will occupy each of the 49 seats. In past…

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Seventies soft rock legend Meat Loaf is in hospital after collapsing on stage during a concert in Edmonton, Canada last night. The singer dramatically fell to the floor during a rendition of his signature hit, ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’, in what many fans in the 2,000 strong crowd initially thought was part of a stage act.

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While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

A theft at the White House leads to a major investigation of wrongdoing.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said today that the U.S. Supreme Court should be abolished because of its dismal record in protecting the rights of American citizens. Trump issued the statement after SCOTUS refused to take up the challenge to existing laws in New York and Connecticut…

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The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes!it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around the globe.”

ARIES Mar 20 - Apr 19
Star-crossed lovers are set to bring a Shakespearean twist to your love life this month, beware window ledges or porches in all of their forms - and hats with feathers in them.

A wise decision you made last month is set to pay dividends. This could be a fractionally lower cholesterol reading after eating all that fresh fish, or it might be that purchase of tech shares that rose sharply last month. Whatever good is about to unfold it is well deserved and you should enjoy it to its fullest extent possibly to the n'th degree or at least the f'th degree.

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An Oxford vicar has lost his appeal in a recent unfair dismissal case. Vic Lord 61, was dismissed from his position at St. Mary's church in Oxford for his failure to attend a sermon - replacing himself with
a blow up doll.

Tracing their history back to the old roman tavern era, public houses have been the scummy cornerstone of the British community for centuries and should be avoided by tourists at all costs.

". . . oh Lord, give succor to the poor, but not in the form of Food Stamps, which only heightens dependence on the already strained Federal budget . . ."

Notwithstanding President Donald Trump goading Muslim extremists to attack the U.S., the Islamic State group reassured the world that the terror organization still has its eyes set on destroying the entire human population, not just Americans.