Saudi Arabia – (satireworld.com)

A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested by sex-starved Saudi men.

The utterance heard 'round the world points to a common female language of being grossed out.

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com)

The nuclear-powered USS Grover Cleveland recently left the shipyards at Portsmouth and completed an exhaustive four month series of naval sea trials in the North Atlantic Ocean. The Cleveland, which is as long as the Empire State Building is tall, completed the submerged portion of the trials where the aircraft carrier evaded surface detection and cruised at a classified depth and speed for almost a month.

NORTH CHARLESTON, South Carolina (The Adobo Chronicles) - Carly Fiorina opened the Republican undercard presidential debate with a sexist joke. “You know, I’m not a political insider. I haven’t spent my lifetime running for office. The truth is I have had and been blessed by a lot of opportunity to do a lot of things in…

Wait, I thought Rickman was already killed by Bruce Willis, Voldemort and Robin Hood?

There are strong rumours that Apple is planning to remove the headphone socket, power socket, screen, battery, processor and case from the iPhone 7 meaning that it will only exist in spiritual form.

If you’re a Franz Kafka or Henry Miller fan and have some curiosity about Sigmund Freud, Anomalisa is a movie you have to see.

Jeremy White had topics for Sunny Weathers and Robert Rau, but Sunny has plans for his Powerball winnings, like opening a hall of fame for Pete Rose (next to the one he’s not in).

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.

A woman in this sleepy hamlet in the northern district of Amburger-Elper has been walking around town asking for it, according to local men.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.

Tonight, the Fox Business Network will be hosting yet another debate involving the Republican presidential candidates. TNA has identified these 20 questions as the ones most likely to be asked:

1. How weak and pathetic do you think President Barack Obama has been at everything he has done while in the White House? If possible, rank him on a scale of zero to zero.

David Cameron is not dead, despite him being reported dead this week on a Heart Radio broadcast, we have been assured.

But a conspiracy expert is not convinced: "If there is a cover up, and I'm not saying there is, and he has died, which I'm not saying he has, this is exactly what I would expect them to say if he had died and they were covering it up."

Yeah, well you should see what we did to that poor Danish Girl.

Facebook has apologised after it was taken offline by hackers today, prompting an hour of chaos in which people spoke to each other.

I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side I’m on Think the whole thing’s just a con I’m an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another...

Crew members from two U.S. Navy patrol boats detained by Iran have described the experience as “phenomenal” and say that they’ll definitely go back for a visit.

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com)

Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson and Cow Girl Frederica Wilson.

MEXICO (The Barbed Wire) - Mexican authorities are dealing with an outbreak of affluenza in their country. Recently, American Ethan Couch, who used an affluenza defense to get off easy after killing four people while driving drunk, was discovered hiding here. Now, the world's biggest drug cartel leader, widely known as "El Chapo" Guzman, is attempting to use the same excuse himself.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930’s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and revolutionaries.