Rep. Dean Koonce (R, IN) is drawing fire from both sides of the aisle after delivering a racially pejorative speech in black face on the floor of the House of Representatives this afternoon.

John McDonnell, the new Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, is now so far beyond parody, satirists of all political parties have thrown in the towel, choosing to make pots instead according to sources close to the matter.

A bombshell went off early this week when it was revealed that the top moderator of the subreddit is in fact the top dog of the Trump administration, Donald Trump himself.

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com)
At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain where does of powerful medications might cloud good judgement required in a national emergency.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Americans know by now that Donald Trump has embarked on an unconventional campaign to become the Republican Party's nominee for president of the United States. So far, he has had nothing but success. To our surprise, Trump has agreed to sit down, one on one, with the…

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A man who would have died had his operation gone fatally wrong thanked cyber attackers today for saving his life after his NHS operation was canceled at the last minute.

This brings to three the number of deaths prevented by the cyber attack in the NHS this weekend, a record.

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - The British government today issued a clarification regarding a news report published in the Da1lymail.com that Filipinos are now eligible to visit the United Kingdom without obtaining a visa. The report stated that newly-appointed British Prime Minister Theresa May had announced a new visa policy for 3…

The nastiest and most confrontational Republican debate so far devolved further Thursday night when moderator Wolf Blitzer revealed that Donald Trump is the father of Ted Cruz's two daughters.

According to hospital spokesman Gary Templeton, the seven-pound, eight-ounce child shot his way out of his mother's uterus prior to engaging in a firefight with his obstetrician and police officers already at the scene.

The newly restarted Large Hadron Collider known as the LHC had been in action for a few days before researchers noticed a troubling sound.

OTTAWA, Ontario--As the country prepares to deal with a major influx of illegal immigrants, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that the government has issued an order in council to begin immediate construction of a wall along the southern border.  Prime Minister Trudeau made the announcement in an effort to address concerns following widespread…

A black woman claiming to have escaped kidnappers in Chicago has been identified as Brady Baker, a boy who went missing from his Wisconsin home 8 years ago.

NEW YORK CITY--Marge Burns, a spokesman for Planned Parenthood, announced today the abortion specialists will be ceasing operations as it appears almost a certainty that Congress will vote to cease federal funding of the program.  But Burns assured women across the country that there is still time to get that abortion they've always dreamed of.…

Is Labour planning to, literally, take Britain back to the seventies? Journalist claims manifesto promises compulsory strikes, radio prog rock quotas and peadophile children's TV presenters. Austin Allegro and Hillman to be put back in production and digital TV scrapped in favour of traditional three channel TV.

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Abandoned for posterity inside her cavernous punani during the notorious 1992-2000 Clinton/Gore period, a rancid tampon may have been behind almost a decade of the former Fist Lady’s bloody tantrums according to the latest forensic psychiatry report.

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Washington, DC – (satireWorld.com)

It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been nominated by Barack Obama to join America’s top court.

Leaked to the media despite his wishes to keep the results confidential, the final tally of the competition reveals a President who is not only the most calm and collected individual to currently work at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but possibly to ever have ever served as Commander in Chief.

According to David, last night was the fourth night in a row that he and his wife of many years cuddled…and then watched TV.

BERKELEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - One of the most liberal cities in the U.S. of A. is getting rid of the pronouns “he” and “she.” In a move that tops all gender-neutral initiatives, the City of Berkeley is now asking its citizens to start referring to people as “it. Talk about equality…