First Daughter and recreational smoker Malia has reportedly sent Carl Goodwynn, a six-year veteran of the Secret Service, back into the city after the marijuana he procured for her proved to be of poor quality.
Bonn, Germany-(SatireWorld.com)
Adolph Hitler’s grand-daughter, Ava Gesundheit Braun is planning her lavish wedding with detailed preparations for food and entertainment, plus a grand guest list that includes many from the recording industry. Also included are scores of prominent skinhead leaders from around the globe.
Mick Jagger Announces ‘All The Girls I’ve Slept With’ US Tour Dates
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Buoyed by polls that show her in a strong lead over rival Donald Trump, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is expressing hope that she will soon be able to flush away a turd that she accidentally left in a White House toilet at the end of her husband's second term.
FLORIDA (The Barbed Wire) - On a campaign swing through the Sunshine State, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz announced the ace up his sleeve that he believes will help him overtake Donald Trump for the nomination - he's a rocker. Cruz unveiled a poster of his latest project, his very own rock band, Ted Zeppelin.
Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)
The Honduras Caravan members have sued the President and the Trump Administration because their being refused an illegal entry into the United States prevented them from being able to participate in the 2018 Black Friday sales. They were also limited in buying at Small Business Saturday sales (though they could buy online on Cyber Monday from those retailers who would ship internationally to a mob without a real address).
The Honduras Caravan members have sued the President and the Trump Administration because their being refused an illegal entry into the United States prevented them from being able to participate in the 2018 Black Friday sales. They were also limited in buying at Small Business Saturday sales (though they could buy online on Cyber Monday from those retailers who would ship internationally to a mob without a real address).
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is a step ahead of his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton. While Clinton is busy putting together her transition team in preparation for her impending move into The White House, Trump is already naming members of his cabinet. His first appointee? Former…
"We were just trying to set a new world record for most digits calculated. We had no idea it would run out. Honestly!"
Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) appears to have placed part of the blame for Democrat Andrew Gillum’s (Florida Governor’s election) loss and Democrat Stacey Abrams’ (Georgia Governor’s election) loss on the fact that neither state has ever elected an African-American governor. The Vermont Senator hastily backtracked his not well-thought-out statement soon after!
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) appears to have placed part of the blame for Democrat Andrew Gillum’s (Florida Governor’s election) loss and Democrat Stacey Abrams’ (Georgia Governor’s election) loss on the fact that neither state has ever elected an African-American governor. The Vermont Senator hastily backtracked his not well-thought-out statement soon after!
“The quantity of wood I chuck is my own damn business,” snorted Dubois. “This is racism pure and simple. Nobody’s asking Obama how many goddamned pieces of wood he chucked, or whether he could chuck them in the first place.”
Scotch Plains, NY – (satireworld.com)
Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda. Called “Pity Me Tissues,” the new product is expected to be available by late January (the second anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration).
Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda. Called “Pity Me Tissues,” the new product is expected to be available by late January (the second anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration).
2018……….Get ready for the 2020 Beto and Joe show! By election day, O’Rourke will be walking on water and wearing a crusader’s cape courtesy of the main stream media’s manipulation and lies.
Oh! And Joe Biden? According to the media machine he’ll have the highest IQ and all the greatest loopy ideas leftover from the Obama Administration.
Oh! And Joe Biden? According to the media machine he’ll have the highest IQ and all the greatest loopy ideas leftover from the Obama Administration.
New York City, NY - (SatireWorld.com)
Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam, was recently named Grand Marshall for the 2016 New York City “Eat a Turd for Mohammed Day” Parade.
The Parade, which will cover the same distance and route as the more famous Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, is expected to be viewed by hundreds (and to disrupt New York City traffic for hours).
Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam, was recently named Grand Marshall for the 2016 New York City “Eat a Turd for Mohammed Day” Parade.
The Parade, which will cover the same distance and route as the more famous Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, is expected to be viewed by hundreds (and to disrupt New York City traffic for hours).
Let’s be honest, feeling smart is way better, and so much more important, than being smart. If you don’t feel smart, how can you be self-confident? If you can’t be self-confident, how can you be a success? If you can’t be a success, how can you feel smart? See?
Amanda Flerd, a 12 year old middle school student from Richmond, Virginia, recently gave a current events speech to her class, informing them of the latest political tensions in America while offering lucid analysis on its current state of affairs.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - The film version of Dan Brown's novel, 'Inferno' will be shown in theaters throughout the Philippines this October. But not in Metro Manila. The Alliance of City Mayors of Metro Manila (ACMMM) has unanimously agreed to ban the Tom Hanks starrer from being shown in theaters in the metropolis.…
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