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Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. By Mike Kelly.
In my 15 years working as a librarian, I've learned that we do plenty of things for our patrons that aren't in our job descriptions. By Roz Warren.
Kim Jong-chul, older brother of Kim Jong-un, is North Korea's No. 1 'Swiftie,' and attended a Taylor Swift concert in England. By John Glynn, Humor Times.
HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Many will remember the 1967 James Bond film, 'You Only Live Twice,' with its theme song that says you live "one life for yourself and one for your dream.' If we were to believe what's currently trending on Facebook and Twitter, 'Golden Girl' Rue McClanahan may just have lived (and…
"Behind every successful catching man is a good woman there to take the bottle of beer out of his hand before he does it. Yeee hargh!" Jessie Krufts, Red Neck
Yelp launched DreamYelp.com today, a new website that will allow users to evaluate businesses they patronize in their dreams.
Jeremy, Sunny, and Robert Rau talk about cerebral shrinkage, McKinney, Sea-go Seafood, and people whose only talent is crapping on other people's comedy.
President Barack Obama and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz: How well can you distinguish between these two political polar opposites?
It’s taken me three years now to accumulate this knowledge, but if you think you or someone you love may be a TV binger, the following is a list that may help you cope.
Gov. Bobby Jindal's spokesman attacked a Democratic presidential candidate for stating he wants to see the U.S. go metric. What do you think about this?
A number of our readers have written in to ask how much it costs now to urinate in the streets in Magaluf following the recent law changes.
LOS ANGELES, California ( The Adobo Chronicles ) - Technology has definitely caught up with America's new generation of teenagers. Or is it the other way around? Today, the Field Poll released a new nationwide opinion survey involving 5,000 Americans throughout the country -- aged 13 to 19 -- asking them one open-ended question: "What do you…
LONDON (The Barbed Wire) - British solo artist and former lead singer for The Smiths, Morrissey, said today he thinks President Obama is "white inside" because he doesn't seem to care more about black youths who are having run-ins with police. To deal with his anguish, he says he's thinking about writing a depressing song…
Paris – Only one other time in the post-Stovepipe Hat era has one hat and one design had such an immediate impact.  Yes, even grizzled veterans of the fashion world could not hide the awe they felt when seeing the hat for the first time.
Jenner Wants to be a woman: I want to be an African lion...WorldsWisestOwl.com
Tory scheme to cryogenically freeze long-term unemployed to save of benefits payments exposed! Government plans to thaw out frozen assets as required by state of economy!
COLUMBUS, Ohio (The Adobo Chronicles )  - In March of last year, The Adobo Chronicles broke the story about the decision of the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to classify the taking of 'selfies' as a mental disorder. Called selfitis, or the inflammation of the ego, the disorder manifests itself in three stages: borderline, acute and chronic. Today, the…
CUPERTINO, CA (The Barbed Wire) - At Monday's Apple developers convention, a new function of the Apple Watch was announced that could let the world in on a dirty little secret - should the information ever go public. The Apple Watch, a device that will eventually perform so many functions and will know so much about us that it will become the closest thing to a deity that most people have ever known, will actually track and record a user’s masturbation schedule, frequency, intensity, and location.
"When he takes that white vest off he'll have a white shaped vest shape on his tanned body. Phnarf."
PALMYRA, SYRIA (The Barbed Wire) - It appears the remodeling bug has hit the terror group ISIS in the Middle East. The group recently signed a deal with HGTV for a show in which a camera crew will follow the terrorists around to various locales as they turn the once historically rich region into the world's biggest sandbox.

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