A new porn domain was discovered in the worldwide web by entrepreneurial explorers yesterday - a rare find in a realm where such names were thought to have long been extinct.

Sunny Weathers explains to Jared Kendall and Jeremy White why you shouldn’t judge a person by one prolonged, rage-filled episode in traffic.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, 9-1-1 operators across the country announced they were bracing themselves for a sharp rise in calls related to shattered television and computer screens during the Republican presidential primary debate tonight. Virtually all 9-1-1 operators and heightened numbers of first responders will be working tonight, and both groups expected injuries like lacerations, severe blood loss, electrocutions, and wounds filled with glass, among many others.

NEW YORK — Rookie sensation Kristaps Porzingis is electrifying Knicks fans with his energetic, high-flying play and yout…

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A petulant Donald Trump threw the 2016 elections into turmoil and doubt as he announced he was considering a run at the Presidency as an independent after changing his party affiliation to “Quisling”, after two years spent infiltrating the Republican Party.

Flint, MI—Two years ago the city of Flint, Michigan shifted to a more fiscally sound and sustainable water supply. Unfortunately lead has now completely contaminated the water supply as well as the people themselves. The Governor of Michigan, Rick Snyder, is now scrambling to fix the situation and mitigate the health toll. At a town…

Gov. Rick Snyder: “Why fly to Iraq to see urban death, destruction and despair? In Michigan, we have it all and at a fraction of the price!”

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Administration officials confirmed today that the two man nuclear inspection team selected to inspect compliance issues with the Iranian government will be leaving on April 1st to lay the groundwork for all future nuclear inspections and onsite preparations for follow-up teams. The two-man team will meet with Iranian officials in Tehran.

The cross-armed, tutting British public shook their heads in disgust at new spate  of flood warnings today, ranging from West Scotland through Cumbria, Wales,

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced she thought her favorability among Americans would improve if she attacked U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont for championing policies most Americans supported. Clinton dismissed criticism she was using the same strategy utilized by her 2008 campaign, which resulted in Clinton losing the Democratic presidential nomination to then-U.S. Senator Barack Obama of Illinois.

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A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field resulting from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan.
A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt. He was floating on an overturned houseboat. The Coast Gurard summoned a nearby cutter which launched a small boat that eventually rescued the 48 year old man who said he was ‘washed out of a hotel bed’ by the tsunami and sucked out to sea during the worst calamity to hit Japan in over 20

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Donald Trump was forced to eat his words today after an emergency causing Democratic front runner to have her pants catch on fire during a news conference with CNN on her sexual relationship with Vince Foster (rip).
Despite having said in the past “I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire” the Donald was the first responder when Ms Clinton’s arse caught on fire when she denied playing ‘hide the Weinie” with her lawyer paramour!

Hundreds of greedy, lying bastards are busily working on persuasive arguments to present to National Lottery organizer Camelot...

Bloomfield, NJ—Amidst the recent east coast blizzard, 26-year-old tenant of Crestridge Apartments E3, Kyle Gustafson, has a plan to “finally hit on that girl in E4.” The plan, which many are calling ‘stupid’, involves his waiting until she watches all 49 episodes of American Horror Story on Netflix. There are so many problems with Mr. Gustafson’s plan, not the…

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.

DES MOINES, Iowa (The Adobo Chronicles ) - A new Gallup poll conducted minutes after Donald Trump confirmed he would not be participating in the GOP presidential debate in Iowa already shows a winner : FOX News. Trump's refusal to join his Republican colleagues Thursday night was prompted by accusations that FOX News was biased against…

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It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.
Imagine 124 million Chinese men of marrying age who can’t find a woman to wed in China by 2020. Well, it’s a reality since Chinese long-term efforts to abort female fetuses is a major contributing factor.

DES MOINES, Iowa (The Adobo Chronicles) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has confirmed that he will not be participating in Thursday's FOX News GOP Debate in Iowa. Trump's campaign said that the billionaire real estate mogul is skipping the debate because of an ongoing rift with FOX News, particularly Megyn Kelly with whom he has…

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Secret Service agents protecting Republican presidential candidate and xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump declared they deeply regretted their past career mistakes and choices of work enemies. The agents were confident both their professional lapses and having co-workers with axes to grind likely resulted in their protective detail assignment.

Museum officials in Rome are delighted following a successful effort to spare the visiting Iranian president from the embarrassment and potential injury of seeing representations of naked bodies.