Guns are making their way under millions of Christmas trees as Santa Claus' everywhere add new additions to their gun safes.
Sales driven on by the Obama anti-gun crowd has made gun gifting sexy and a modern twist on popular support for the 2nd Amendment.

Images on Instagram show men walking around in backless trousers with vast amounts of matted hair cascading from their bottoms.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - It’s that time of year when TIME magazine names its ‘Person of the Year.’  This year, however, it’s going to be ‘Persons of the Year.’ U.S. President Donald Trump and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte tied for the annual recognition for being the persons who most…

Trump Transition Team, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

President-elect Donald Trump spoke with reporters for a few minutes today before leaving for Manhattan. He spoke of his immediate plans upon taking the oath of office in January.

Once Mexico is done building a wall along the US-Mexico border on Earth, they can start one separating American heaven from Mexican heaven in the afterlife, Donald Trump says.

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The College of Cardinals in Vatican City announced the first Black Pope of the Catholic Church. There was speculation that they might break from tradition and choose a black Cardinal, but the black Cardinal that they chose surprised everyone. Larry Fitzgerald, wide receiver and all pro with the Arizona Cardinals, was chosen to be the guy to ride around in the Popemobile and wear a dress for the rest of his life.

The summit will see swine lovers from around the world gather to talk about how wrong it is to dip their pork soldiers into the farmyard animals in the hope that it will put an end to pig related bestiality.

Austin, TX – (SatireWorld.com)
Dog lovers packed council chambers Tuesday night after a notice went out to residents concerning the popular local Dog Park.

Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right's favorite satire site, discusses the difference between the Roman and the Nazi salutes. You can't tell the players without this scorecard. Don't raise your arm without it.

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Filipino boxer and presumptive senator-elect Manny Pacquiao had said that gay people are "worse than animals." An American woman legislator is worse than Manny Pacquiao. Newcivilrightsmovemet.com reports: State Rep. Sally Kern on Wednesday stood in the Oklahoma House chamber and delivered a speech announcing that…

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BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Hong Kong Bureau) - The territorial dispute between the Philippines and China is over. China has officially laid claim on the Philippines. The claim ends years of dispute between the two countries over who owns the Scarborough Shoal, a group of oil-rich islands in the South China Sea. He Jia, anchor…

“Bruce” Caitlyn Jenner was said to be mortified after his offer in the Antiques section of eBay to sell his member to the highest bidder went relatively unnoticed despite a ‘buy it now’ price of $69.95” was generally ignored by collectors!

President Tonald Drump's approval rating rose to 91% in the latest poll released by the Pew Research Center, a new high since he took office in January.

With the official start of his presidency still weeks away, Donald Trump came out swinging at the greatest hero of American holidays.

The news is a major blow for an England team who held serious aspirations of getting as far as the second round of the competition before losing on penalties.

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A computer bug may be in the frame behind the sudden, unexplained firing of Omarosa Manigault Newman, defunct White House Office of Public Liaison communications director, according to latest SatireWorld reports.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Last year, when Steve Harvey announced Miss Colombia as the new Miss Universe, he did not make a mistake.  So why is Miss Philippines Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach now wearing the crown? In a very public admission on Jimmy Fallon's The Tonight Show, Harvey insisted he could read…

An area casino is launching an advertising blitz to lure more chumps willing to forfeit massive amounts of money through games of chance while being only mildly entertained.

Black Lives Matter (BLM) has demanded that New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning apologize to Dallas Cowboys black quarterback Dak Prescott for “disrespecting the brother” following the Giants 10-7 home victory over the Cowboys last Sunday.