After spending weeks in damage control against allegations that their candidate is a child molester, Roy Moore's campaign is now looking to mobilize Alabama's sizable pedophile population to put him over the top in his Senatorial race against Doug Jones.
Richard B. Spencer, who has been called the Golden Boy of the Alt-Right, will adorn the cover of GQ’s February 2017 (Valentine Day) issue. The handsome, natty, and oh-so-controversial Mr. Spencer, who seeks to spread the gospel of white nationalism, is already spreading the gospel that “Neo-Nazis” are a far cry sartorially from their goose-stepping, jack-booted, Sieg-Heil-saluting forebears.
HIROSHIMA (The Barbed Wire) - Later this month, President Obama will make a trip to the site of the world's most famous bomb blast, to make an apology for former President Roosevelt dropping a more powerful bomb. The F-bomb. Many Americans believe Obama has no place apologizing for Roosevelt's F-bomb because it was perfectly understandable at the time.
According to every major poll in galaxies near and far, far away, the one thing fans were hoping would finally be added to the Star Wars universe: a purple-haired Laura Dern.
Amos,MO – (SatireWorld.com)
Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a UFO. It was the fat Elvis, it weren’t the skinny one. He still had them long, bushy sideburns and was wearing sunglasses. Before anybody accuses me of it, I didn’t have any fur in my eyes and I ain’t been drinkin’ any moonshine.”
Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a UFO. It was the fat Elvis, it weren’t the skinny one. He still had them long, bushy sideburns and was wearing sunglasses. Before anybody accuses me of it, I didn’t have any fur in my eyes and I ain’t been drinkin’ any moonshine.”
Madison Avenue, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
The success of Wendy’s recent revival of their old “Where’s The Beef?” ad campaign has prompted several other restaurant chains and other business to revive old advertising campaigns and marketing plans. People watching network television over the next few months might believe that they are actually watching a retrospective of old television commercials.
The success of Wendy’s recent revival of their old “Where’s The Beef?” ad campaign has prompted several other restaurant chains and other business to revive old advertising campaigns and marketing plans. People watching network television over the next few months might believe that they are actually watching a retrospective of old television commercials.
When John F. Kennedy called upon America to put a man on the moon, It made sense to assume Mars would be next. Some had a problem with that ...
After years of nipping people in the nose in songs including The Christmas Song, Jack Frost finally got what was coming to him in the latest Christmas episode of TOWIE, according to a person on Twitter who watches the show.
SACRAMENTO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Realizing that their continued rivalry and rhetoric will only increase Donald Trump's chances of being elected next president of the United States, the Democratic presidential candidates have finally agreed to settle their differences. While agreeing to fight it out till the end, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders…
BETHESDA, Maryland (The Adobo Chronicles) - In his first major health warning since assuming the post of U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek H. Murthy has confirmed that texting is detrimental to the health of Americans. "The repetitive movement of the thumbs while texting causes nerve damage similar to that of carpal tunnel," Murthy said. "It is…
Jerico, Israel – (SatireWorld.com)
Historians, scientists, and archaeologists attempting to authenticate the recently discovered “Journal of Jesus” may be a fake. The journal, supposedly discovered in a cave in Jordan, has been the matter of much speculation, worship, and controversy since it was revealed to the public two years ago.
Historians, scientists, and archaeologists attempting to authenticate the recently discovered “Journal of Jesus” may be a fake. The journal, supposedly discovered in a cave in Jordan, has been the matter of much speculation, worship, and controversy since it was revealed to the public two years ago.
‘I beat him so bad that I thought he was going to cry,’ said Dave. ‘Piece by piece he went down and all he took from me is a couple of lousy sacrificial pawns. He’s got a long road ahead of him if he ever wants to beat me. God, I feel so alive!’
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