One of YouTube's least popular videos ever—MTV's"White Guy Resolution 2017"—was pulled forty-eight hours after its pre-Christmas debut three years ago. It had received 89 "thumbs up" votes on The 'Tube and 11,922 "thumbs down."

Obama experiences orgasm during phone apology for U.S. bombing of Afghan hospital...WorldsWisestOwl.com

You join me, here, in a garage in Washington DC.

It's 3am and I am about to meet with Deeper Throat, the name given to my source on the growing scandal of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

DT arrived promptly like he was a senior government official. He had a nice suit on. Nice shoes, too. I asked him, what can you tell me?

Chaperl Hill, NC - (satireworld.com)

Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee!

The political spin-off to ‘Where’s Wally?’ only sold two copies on its day of release. And both were shipped to a ‘Mrs Osborne’, who may or may not be George’s mother.

Three years after a national poll found that 46% of Americans believed in Santa Claus, a new survey shows that a similar number continues to have faith in the (not so jolly) fat man in the White House.

Self-described “devout Christian” Heath Ferrate frequently posts to social media articles claiming no one was actually killed in the 2012 mass shooting perpetrated by Adam Lanza.

Remember: He’d be wandering around the planet yelling this stuff at foreign leaders on your behalf. The president has a well-stocked nuclear bunker and an escape plan. You do not.

SEATTLE, Washington (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Coffee giant Starbucks today announced an unprecedented move to help feed America's hungry population. The Seattle-based company is parterning with the Food Donation Connection and Feeding America in a program known as FoodShare that will allow the company to donate all of its leftover brewed coffee to food…

Most people can recall their first sexual experience, but judging from the responses to the 2020 Postcards from the Pug Bus Sex Survey, not everyone puts a smiley face on that memory.

Pope Francis is asking the world’s one billion Catholics to pray for peace in the nation of Brangelinastan, which erupted into civil war earlier this week and has since dominated world headlines.

Hillary Clinton says Bernie Sanders' campaign won't be rising from the dead like another Jewish man she can think of on Easter Sunday.

Coronavirus-related fatalities continued to spike across the United States yesterday as three more Americans were shot to death after being mistaken for the potentially deadly virus.

Vladimir Putin President of the Russian Federation seems to have a hard-on for the west, particularly the USA, when it comes to establishing better international relations. Republican President Donald Trump is trying to ease tensions in his first six months in office. However, former Democratic President Obama left the new administration several “burning political paper bags full of issues laden Muck!”

North Texas Heights Public Methodist has decided buying updated text books in all subjects is a poor use of funding...

Paris, France – (satireworld.com)

French politicians recently approved a measure that would allow massive religious ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, parts of the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-years old were noticed walking among the participants. Some facial injuries were reported and prompted the speedy crackdown. (no pun intended) Repeated warnings were ignored and finally, with a 100% approving vote, the measure was brought up in a binding resolution, than passed

Flipping the script on a decades-old campaign, one small town in New Hampshire is now urging it's youth to choose drugs over hugs in order to fight the Coronavirus.

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com)
The manpower pinch coupled with the effects of the sequester is straining Army fitness and readiness standards. Two major conflicts in the last 18 years, and a renewed North Korean threat, has forced the Pentagon’s top brass to re-think ways to fill the ranks of front line defenses with highly trained soldiers.

(satireworld.com)

Walter Bucket Presents True Facts.......#152

Just hours after ITV's screening of a controversial new documentary on the Queen, who this year is celebrating her 90th birthday, a woman in Sheffield has been admitted to hospital after trying to eat an entire It's Good To Be Queen cushion apparently after being told it was made out of chocolate.