In an effort to revamp and revive his party’s failed effort to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has introduced a revised version of his proposed American Health Care Act that would eliminate coverage for anyone who frequents Taco Bell.

St.Petersburg, FL – (satireworld.com)
Retired folks over at the Sunset Acres Mobile Home Park have had it!
First, it was the BlackLivesMatter marches in a predominately white retiree neighborhood by Alzheimer patients from a nearby nursing home who were given a donut and a phony 100 dollar bill by George Seros operatives to…’stir things up abit’.
Today was the last straw for many of the fairly religious and conservative residents after discovering a wall mural near the 117th street news stand of Hillary Clinton wearing, well, not much!

As local man Gerry Gurstaed nears retirement age, he is looking forward to watching the company he worked so hard for enjoy spending all the money it made off him over many years.

Benyon, who stands to inherit £110 million from his family’s estate, decided that something must be done about the rising use of food banks in the country. He decided to chip in by hand-baking dozens of loaves of bread every day, but not before he’d added wealthy seed to the dough.

Former A-list Hollywood star Val Kilmer is thinking about joining the recent trend of washed-up and lesser-known celebrities gaining attention for claiming the Earth is not round.

Jacksonville, FL – (satireworld.com)

Different genders using or misusing public restrooms, has been a topic of frequent discussion on social media. Many approve. Many not so much.
However, on Sunday a female Panthers fan gave the bathroom debate a visual no one will soon forget.

Incredible claims that attacker who used car as weapon actually militant motorist dedicated to taking back the streets for drivers. TV producers deny anti road safety agenda of motoring shows inspire automotive terrorism.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)

Former Vice President Al Gore (supposed inventor of the Internet), noted predictor of dire, non-occurring, environmental calamities since 2000 spoke before the International Brassiere Manufacturers Association (IBMA) convention. He cautioned that the effect of plastics and oil based synthetic fibers used in Bra manufacturing are affecting the oceans of the world.

After extensive online research conducted by this news site and all its related partners and entities, we have officially concluded that there is no connection between the release of Apple’s iPhone 8 and the upcoming film, Star Wars 8, other than the number 8.

Daniel Omandi, 27, is now the proud owner of an Art masters degree, a degree which will all-but-guarantee him a job at the local McDonalds. The low wage, combined with the crippling educational debt Daniel accrued, means that he won’t be able to retire until midway through his centennial years.

Why do I always get the crappy holiday shifts?

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
On the heels of a federal court striking down Chicago’s ban on gun sales, those seeking gun permits in Illinois flooded the State Police website over the weekend to begin the permitting process.
In fact, the amount of Illinois residents seeking a conceal carry permit already surpasses those who enrolled in Obamacare after the first two months of the launch of healthcare.gov. The Chicago Sun-Times reported 4,525 individuals signed up on Sunday alone for their firearms permits, when the State Police first opened the process to all concealed carry applicants.

Is giant asteroid alien spaceship or alien excrement? Top astro-plumber claims Oumuamua is actually huge extraterrestrial turd excreted by gigantic aliens. Demands earth authorities take immediate action to address risk of planet being devastated by alien steamer strikes.

A new report suggests that something might have happened on Facebook in the last four minutes, and it goes on to advise Facebook users to go into conversation autopilot mode and promptly investigate your news feed.

Food for thought: (satireworld.com)

During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.” Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews that “We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything. The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he c

Opinions polls, which only days before were telling the prime minister to "go to the country", only three days later are saying "don't do it," according to the latest poll in a Sunday paper.

Having trouble keeping your New Year's resolutions? It's because you're a loser.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President sharpens up his speech-giving voice for some expected $10K-per-speech income streams. Sixteen years later, my how things have changed!

Berlin, Germany-(satireworld.com)

A recently discovered trove of unseen secret documents dating from the Nazi era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services overlooked. Now for the first time read about Hitler's most secret medical ailment and how it affects a small bar in San Francisco.

Seeing no other way to remedy a dangerous situation, the president ended the government shutdown in hopes of averting a nationwide cheeseburger shortage.