Detectives discovered yet another victim in a string of unsolved murders committed by the infamous 1980s trivia fan, the "Legwarmer Murderer".
DALLAS (The Barbed Wire) - The first step toward recovery, no matter what the addiction, is admitting you have a problem. Glenn Beck has finally reached rock bottom and agreed to seek professional help for his out-of-control Cheetos habit. Beck's admission came just after releasing a video of himself diving face first into a big bowl of crushed Cheetos.
"You really have to sort of stockpile decent material ahead of time. If I find some kid baking cookies for the orphanage in October, I'll slap a Santa hat on him and save the footage for December. It's not exactly news, but hey - I've got a quota to fill."
County Courthouse – (SatireWorld.com)
Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This civic duty generally requires at least one day off work , downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on un-padded seats in stuffy rooms, and watching/hearing self-important attorneys and judges.
Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This civic duty generally requires at least one day off work , downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on un-padded seats in stuffy rooms, and watching/hearing self-important attorneys and judges.
What has befuddled me from the start over this whole groping apocalypse is the way in which much of the media professes mystification as to what fuels such attitudes to women. Really? Have you seen your own content of late?
MONTPELIER, Vermont (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - With a clenched fist symbolic of the campaign of Philippine presidential candidate Rodrigo Duterte, Democratic presidential aspirant Senator Bernie Sanders today endorsed the controversial mayor of Davao City. This is the first time in the history of the United States that a Philippine presidential candidate has received the…
Diverging somewhat from the non-partisian Congressional Budget Office's analysis of the bill, which projected it would balloon the nation's deficit by $1.4 trillion within the first 10 years of its implementation while having an unknown effect on job growth, the WHBO's assessment was considerably more favorable of the legislation.
Wall Street, NY - (satireworld.com)
The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company of Davenport, IA filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent on branding and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.
The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company of Davenport, IA filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent on branding and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.
Fairfax, VA – Unsubstantiated reports indicate that there has been more gun play than ever at local NRA gatherings. Rumors have surfaced that members are bringing more and more of their guns to meetings. There is believed to be some dissension amongst members that believe they are being infiltrated by ‘do-gooders’ and ‘hippie loving peace types.’
TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas, and the shopping for gifts and Christmas tree stockings are in full swing. Scented candles are among the more popular items during the holidays and two new products have been introduced to the market. One bears the scent of Canadian Prime…
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