What is it about the world of gambling which attracts the wealthy? Why is it depicted as a past time for the wealthy, but an addiction for the workers? Is it all a question of class?

Owen Smith was completely unaware he was in Scotland, not Wales, but didn’t let the laughter or mock booing stop his impassioned argument.

‘Hey, if Marco is looking for work then I’d be happy to employ him as a bellboy at Trump Plaza. Normally I don’t employ losers – but I feel bad about how badly I beat him. I mean, wow, what a thrashing I gave him,’ stated Trump, after Rubio stepped out of the race.

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Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced that her candidacy for the office of President of the United States will be all-inclusive towards all people off all backgrounds. “No one will be left out in my bid for this highest of political office as I open my arms and my heart to people of all backgrounds,” said the Democrat.

I will be frank and to the point. If the Republican healthcare bill recently passed by the House of Representatives is signed into law in its current form, my child and most of my family will die.

The Queen has several bottles of bubbly laying around her palatial estate after this year’s 90th birthday celebration and is eager to taste of its delights, according to anonymous sources within her staff.

The reports come on the back of Iain Duncan Smith’s resignation from the cabinet which is believed, in part, to have been due to a personality clash with Osborne.

Rep. Dean Koonce (R, IN) is drawing fire from both sides of the aisle after delivering a racially pejorative speech in black face on the floor of the House of Representatives this afternoon.

"That would be even funnier if it was a person in a hamster suit. Sports mascots take notes." Jessie Krufts, Hamster Designer

That impatient douchebag repeatedly lurching into the intersection while waiting for a red light to turn green may be on to something, according to a study by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

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Not since Ecuadorian madman Rafael Correa tried pissing all over Chevron in a corrupt $19bn racketeering lawsuit comprehensively shot down by the US courts has an American corporation been targeted so cynically by shady foreign chancers gunning for a heist.

Top ISIS leaders who issue orders from a disused schoolhouse in the formerly decent city of Raqqa are expressing relief following successful attacks in Brussels on Tuesday, saying, “That’ll keep ‘em of our backs for awhile.”

A handy guide.

GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery.

The junior U.S. senator from Louisiana was late to work on Capitol Hill last week after admittedly getting distracted by searching for his testicles.

Evan Rabalais joins Jeremy and a contributor known as Sunny Weathers for our first episode since The Advocate wrote an article about last week's show with Ryan Heck.

TAMPA — New York Yankees slugger has announced his plans to retire from baseball at the conclusion of the 2017 season wh…

According to hospital spokesman Gary Templeton, the seven-pound, eight-ounce child shot his way out of his mother's uterus prior to engaging in a firefight with his obstetrician and police officers already at the scene.

Now understood to be the vast majority of Americans, opponents of "President" Donald Trump can take a sigh of relief today after the CIA announced this morning that his candidacy and the administration that followed was in fact an elaborate ruse designed to compromise Russian intelligence networks.

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BREAKING NEWS!
As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.