PORTLAND, Oregon (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - There couldn't be a more appropriate news story for this Holy Week. While Republicans Donald Trump and Ted Cruz were busy trading barbs on who's wife is hotter or who or who is not having extra-marital affairs, God has spoken and has made His choice known on who…

Constitutional crisis or cobblers? Will Prince Harry and Meghan's decision to renounce royal life and live on council estate in Slough result in end of the monarchy as we know it? Royal experts disagree as to consequences of Harry becoming Uber driver.

From Our Asia Correspondent: China guessed its economic growth at 6.9% today, a full 0.1% above what some analysts had expected would possibly be the figure they plumped for, and just a dot away from 69 one of the most sexy numbers in history, according to statistics released today.

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Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz never actually saw the computer she fought to block the Capitol Police from examining as evidence in a criminal case against her IT aide by saying it was hers, she told SatireWorld reporters Thursday.

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SYRACUSE, NY — The Syracuse University athletic department sent notice to the NCAA today admitting that they are “beatin…

Two months after the United States announced it's first fatality due to the Coronavirus, the nation's death toll surpassed 60,000 this week - or less than 3% of the Vietnamese killed during the Vietnam War, the Trump Administration pointed out today.

Here they are- a bunch of normies getting their 15 words of fame.

Conservative think tank Word Harder, America says the government paying for public college is bad for the economy.

One week after sister city Minneapolis defunded their own police department, the city council of St. Paul, Minnesota voted unanimously today to replace their entire police force with dogs.

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Libido, a Freudian term for sexual urges or desires, was once not included within a description of Hillary Clinton's personality. Usually more business-like than pleasure seeking, the source of Hillary's sex drive has eluded science since 1978.

Secretary Clinton continued, "I won't stop wealth from being redistributed from the poorest to the richest. I won't regulate industries my major donors work in. There will be more drilling for oil, no meaningful regulation of Wall Street, and I am a hawk that will wage perpetual war for my war-profiteer friends."

Though both Georgia and Florida had already eased their own complete bans to permit shooters to operate at 50% of their usual kill totals, the Lone Star State is the first to re-instate the tacit consent of unfettered gunning down of civilians as they try to go about their daily lives.

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This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called out and has taken the responsible road of condemming any and all brutal attacks against innocent people? When was the last a top Islamic cleric forbid attacks to be planned, or weapons to be stored in and from any Mos

A two year investigation of premier league footballers has revealed that they are thicker than the general population by a sizeable margin, according to the Sunday Thun.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Surging coronavirus cases in many areas of the United States may make it unwise to hold large family gatherings at Thanksgiving this year, particularly if elderly relatives or out-of-state travel are involved, Anthony S. Fauci, the nation’s top infectious-disease expert, told “CBS Evening News” on Wednesday. “You may have…

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced a change of schedule for the second debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.  It was originally scheduled at 9 p.m. Eastern on Sunday night. The debate in St. Louis, Missouri, will last 90 minutes and be conducted in a “town…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - As the entire country of America is in a somber mood because Thanksgiving cannot be celebrated in the same tradition citizens are used to due to the coronavirus pandemic, The New York Times heralded a surprise fact about President-elect Joe Biden. In a headline…

Thousands of irate parents bombarded CNBC last night to complain about a live TV show which caused children to flee in terror.

Cher maintained, “I don’t care whether they’re gypsies, tramps, or thieves. Half-breeds? I’ll take as many as I can. I’m urging my fellow celebrity friends to open their homes to these kids too.”