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Halloween – the time when ghosts, ghouls and celebrity sex offenders come out to play. Under cover of ‘trick or treat’, Hollywood’s top sex pests have often donned a spooky costumes to try and take advantage of unsuspecting lone women.
Top therapist claims revolutionary treatment of sex addicts through use of sex bots. Technological 'sex offensive' will allegedly cure offenders by turning them into victims.
A bizarre continental take on Brexit, which casts the whole debate over whether the UK should leave the EU or remain as a horror movie. Essentially a variant on Jekyll and Hyde, it features a pro-European journalist turning bestial after being secretly injected with a mysterious serum by a sinister pro Brexit politician.
White privilege bolstered by teaching math, university professor says......
By Robert Gearty, Fox News, Published 10/24/17

Professor Rochelle Gutierrez says the ability to solve algebra and geometry perpetuates white privilege. (University of Illinois)
Although he keeps a busy schedule making the world a more evil place, the Devil is glad to take time out to rule in favor of your bank.
Billie Jean squeezes the pimple on Jane's back and the white oily insides explode. The release is orgasmic, and the girls decide they can be pop stars.
Sacramento, CA—A plane dropping flame retardant over a California pot farm today suddenly swung off to the east and disappeared over the horizon. The plane and its two pilots, who were battling the Now-That’s-A-Fire! fire over in Hurley, were later found permanently wedged in a KFC drive thru. Sacramento Police report when the two were arrested…
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Istanbul, Turkey – (satireworld.com)
A Muslim cleric has warned that men who pleasure themselves could make their hands pregnant in the afterlife.
Turkey’s Hürriyet Daily News reports that Mucahid Cihad Han made the comments on a live TV broadcast after a married man called his show to say he could not stop masturbating, even on holy pilgrimage to Mecca and even while circling the Kaaba keeping his hands hidden under his white robe.
Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com)
To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder length hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his right. Just two hours ago the BBC announced that Scotland has asked Mel Gibson to be their next President.
According to people in your town, fall is again shaping up to be that time of year once again.
Washington,DC - (satireworld.com)
In a world where everything done against a Muslim, Gay, Minority, Mentally Handicapped, or Overweight person can be considered a hate crime, the Supreme Court added a new category to their protected list: Nerds.
In a 6 to 3 vote, the highest court in the land ruled that large black athletes giving wedgies, swirlies, or stuffing nerdish white boys into lockers can now be considered a hate crime.
WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump's Halloween costume is drawing criticism from the left. Trump Tweeted while at a klan rally, "I don't know what the big deal is. I wear this costume every year. Now liberals are waging a war on Halloween. Sad!"
Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com)
Network executives leaked to the press today the schedule for the upcoming reality series “Who Wants To Be a Hilton?” The show will star the mother of the famous Hilton sisters and will try to turn a group of middle, lower, and classless people into upper caste classless socialites without morals (or many clothes, for that matter).
Last Saturday morning, as the dawn sloughed off its Chicago overcoat and lifted its red face like a Russian flag on a Florida honeymoon, a hipster hit the streets. And then a parked bus.
The ratings for NFL “Thursday Night Football” continued to drop again this week, scoring a 9.9/17 in metered market results on CBS and the NFL Network, according to Deadline Friday. Weeks of fan turn-off sparked by inappropriate protests during the national anthem have affected team revenues and further blackened the reputation of the NFL’s leadership. Efforts to boost viewership will include changes in the rules players abide by on the field and NFL hope’s are that the new rules will spark dramatic changes in viewership.
KALINGA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – Tattoo enthusiasts will easily recognize the name Whang-Od.  She’s the 100-year-old (and last remaining) Filipina tattoo artist (mambabatok) from Buscalan, Tinglayan, Kalinga, Philippines.
FLORIDA - Congressional candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera drew ridicule this week when she said that she was taken aboard senator Ted Cruz’s spaceship when she was a child.
Seoul, South Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
Today at dusk over 45 divisions of crack North Korean troops swarmed over the DMZ and attacked the capitol city of South Korea setting fires, looting stores and shops ending a 60 year armistice that was frequently broken over disputed boundaries and vast political reunification issues.

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