Within hours after successfully lobbying the International Union for the Preservation of Nature to designate the world's remaining musicians an endangered species, dozens of iconic artists have begun to be put into protective custody in the US, Britain, and other countries around the world.

Club Tropicana opened to much fanfare in 1983 with its owners splashing out big money on the venue as well as its signature tune, as made famous by Wham. But in the end it was its free drinks policy that sunk the bar.

New York – If you’re planning on traveling to the Big Apple this year to see the giant ball drop on New Year’s Eve, there may be an unexpected surprise for you.  With Dick Clark no longer around, producers are feeling like Ryan Seacrest needs a little help to give the iconic show a bit more ‘umph.’

UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.

2016 has taken the life of the iconic American inventor of the Red Solo Cup, Robert Hulseman.

The studio believes that a remake is guaranteed money and wish to cash in on the rise of transsexual rights by casting Caitlyn Jenner. Jenner shot into the public limelight after announcing her gender change in 2015.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Americans have seen the last of Presidents’ Day. There will be none this year. Donald Trump has issued an Executive Order renaming the federal holiday as ‘Ex-Presidents’ Day.’ For many decades, the national holiday was observed to honor all past presidents of the U.S.  including the very…

Rod Stewart and Frank Sinatra Jr share the same birth date. To celebrate that coincidence, Mr. Stewart released a free-to-download CD of Frank Jr's "best loved songs" early this morning, before returning to work on his next major project: Rod Stewart Sings the Don Ho Songbook.

Irvine, CA – In a shrewd albeit risky political move, Irvine Mayor Donald P. Wagner is taking the offensive on public restrooms.  Wagner and his team have commissioned large amounts of research to be done on the lower urinals in public bathrooms.  Their findings, if true, could be the type of bulldog actions needed to drive this ambitious republican to the top of his party in no time.

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

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Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as US Secretary of State are circulating in media centers across the US.

Government's plans for sex education in schools under fire. Minister proposes establishment of proper training schemes for potential sex offenders to ensure their aptitude and proficiency in their chosen field of deviance.

"Man, when Trump pays us after the inauguration, all our financial woes will be solved."

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. T/F: Many “Lifers” and “Survivors” are considering becoming extremely obese so that they could survive the first year on stored body fat alone.

Several concerned citizens reported the presence of a gathering of day rapists outside The Home Depot on Raymond Blvd. this morning. The loitering congregation of approximately five weathered Latino men near the fence surrounding the home improvement store's garden center drew local Rob Bueker's attention when he arrived at the store around 8 a.m.

The Satire World Political Quiz

The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are Ex-President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Just minutes after Rodrigo Duterte announced that the Philippines was withdrawing from the International Criminal Court (ICC), U.S. President Donald Trump called the Philippine President to congratulate him. In a 10-minute phone conversation, Trump expressed his admiration for Duterte for his courage in joining the Philippines’ former colonial…

TRN recently sent a reporter to a sweatshop in Indonesia. The reporter interviewed one cute girl who works as a seamstress in the shop.Here is a transcript of part of their conversation.

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President Obama is taking one more “shot” at limiting American’s 2nd Amendment rights with another federal government rush to force so-called “smart gun” technology on the firearms industry. The president wants to begin with law enforcement officers as guinea pigs.