NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - It was a secret, quickly-arranged meeting, captured only through the lens of an iPhone.  Philippine presumptive President-elect Rodrigo Duterte came face to face with presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.  It happened in an undisclosed penthouse office in New York City. Duterte, described by Western media…

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop the clock! If I knew five years ago that a President would come along and wipe out everyone's student debt, I would've stayed in high school and gone to college myself!

An online content manager who bravely decided to wear a safety pin has turned into Martin Luther King Jr., according to hundreds of witnesses.

‘This represents the single greatest scientific discovery made by man to date,’ said researcher Dr Lillian Nicholson.

The imminent decision of a Memphis, Tennessee grand jury's decision of whether to indict a man who resorted to poisoning the wild packs of children beleaguering his neighborhood could set a precedent for similar cases around the country.

Although he keeps a busy schedule making the world a more evil place, the Devil is glad to take time out to rule in favor of your bank.

CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) - Technology giant Apple is known for its innovation and for constantly reinventing itself and its products.  This strategy has spelled the company's tremendous success across the globe. Occasionally, Apple immerses itself in politics and the current political atmosphere following the election of Donald Trump as the 45th…

The singer of ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ and (presumably) other songs had been reported missing and fears quickly grew that the singer had been successfully terminated.

Many of Donald Trump's supporters can't help but see similarities between the former president and Jesus Christ, and for good reason, because their stories of martyrdom are nearly identical.

Is Donald Trump Behind Global Warming? Amazing Allegations President-elect Attempting to Alter Earth's Climate to Facilitate Alien Colonisation! Conspiracy Theorists Argue as o Whether Trump Alien, Lizard or Commie!

Knick and James get together and share their excitement about the return of the world’s finest competition. James discusses the most epic Saturday of all time, and he and Knick debate an unconventional Turing test.

A rash of elaborate billionaire suicides has the international psychiatric community investigating why some of the world's wealthiest individuals are choosing to take their own lives

Already pushed to the limit by the 45th President’s relentless Tweeting, the nation became unglued as he utilized the new 280 character limit.

The foreman was given a manual full of guidelines on how to build an IKEA store from the ground up by brand managers. However the instructions became so hard to follow that the entire building crew walked off site and have refused to return.

As Reform Party drops candidate who turned out to be dead, journalist claims that fringe party is deliberately deploying corpses as candidates as elderly base of support starts to die off. Further alarming allegations that fringe parties could be planning to reanimate dead supporters to boost support, amid reports of polling station overrun by zombies!

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Every year, millions of Americans go “over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house” for Thanksgiving or Christmas Dinner. Many, however, must stay home and cook the dinner themselves for the first time. This may be because finances do not permit them to travel, gas prices and airline costs are prohibitive, illness in the family, or they may just wish to establish their own holiday traditions. It could also just be “their turn” to host a rotating family meal.

Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com)
Egyptian authorities have begun the process of building the fourth Pyramid of Giza in order to alleviate the severe unemployment problem that has plagued the country since 5,000 BC. Labor sources have related that up to 4 million laborers will be needed to haul cut stone from the ancient quarry located 30 miles from the building site in time to celebrate the new constitution and subsequent free elections.

I’ve spent five fifty on this frothy thing, and I don’t feel I’m getting my goddamned money’s worth out of the transaction.

Sunny, Jeremy, and Jeremy’s new laptop are joined by Robert Rau for an episode in which they talk about people who got burned for showing their asses, like state Rep. Kenny Havard, actress Blake Lively, and guys who failed the “Melone Challenge.”

People around the world joined the United States this week in celebrating the spirit of Thanksgiving, mainly because their countries aren't run by President Trump.