WASHINGTON - BREAKING: President Trump's Health Department is preparing to release an official document defining life as “beginning at pussy grab” — a move that could signal incoming actions against abortion, contraception, and not getting sexually assaulted by presidents and creeps.

"At no point does the speech say I want people to use violence and burn American cities to the ground if I lose to Hillary Clinton. I am just telling Americans that 'a lot of people' are saying things like that," said Trump, in defense of his speech.

McCoy, former President Donald Trump's endorsee to represent the Tarheel State's 15th District, initially denied responsibility for setting the blaze after first responders found him asleep behind the wheel of his BMW X5 in the middle of his neighbor's front yard.
































































 
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Gather round kiddies and old Uncle Bargis is going to tell you a bed time tale about how evil Democrats have really screwed up politics in the good old USA!

Three people are dead and a dozen more injured after a man working as a department store Santa Claus opened fire inside a Dallas-area shopping center Sunday.

FLORIDA - Congressional candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera drew ridicule this week when she said that she was taken aboard senator Ted Cruz’s spaceship when she was a child.

HONOLULU, Hawaii  (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) - In the past, Americans living on the West Coast, including Hawaii, already knew who had been elected president long before they could even cast their ballot.  Not anymore. In an unprecedented Memorandum of Agreement (MOU) among all the major cable and news networks, Tuesday's presidential elections will be…

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The Ronald Reagan Library released previously unseen photos of a young Ronald Reagan holding an infant who’s no other than baby Joe Biden, the future vice-president of the United States.

Two weeks after the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank sparked fresh concern over the stability of the global banking system, financial experts are now advising the public that the time has indeed come to panic.

A bizarre continental take on Brexit, which casts the whole debate over whether the UK should leave the EU or remain as a horror movie. Essentially a variant on Jekyll and Hyde, it features a pro-European journalist turning bestial after being secretly injected with a mysterious serum by a sinister pro Brexit politician.

Commemorating the official end of slavery, the day of (and let's face it, also the days surrounding) June 19th, is celebrated by millions. Across the country, parties are held, parades organized. The likes of Lincoln, Douglass, Tubman are honored, adored. Some even get the day off from work to observe fondly the liberation of their ancestors and the opportunities that deliverance afforded them.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - It ain't over till it's over. So Clinton supporters, rejoice! Today, a joint session of Congress voided the results of the November 8 U.S. presidential elections on the grounds that they were held on the wrong date. Elections were supposed to be held on November 28, not November…

OXFORD, MISS. — The University of Mississippi has awarded former Rebels offensive linemen Laremy Tunsil with a PhD in co…

Police raid on chain of budget undertakers reveal alleged running corpses-for-hire racket. Were dead bodies being rented out to fill out sparse crowds at football matches, concerts and Tory party meetings? Anti-immigration political candidate claims some bodies skinned to provide 'suits' for illegals to pass for white!

Nationwide and Papa John's terminated their endorsement deals with Peyton Manning today, joining a growing list of companies who have severed ties with the bumbling quarterback over the last week.

President Trump? Brexit? Jeremy Corbyn? Are we living in the post satire era? As reality becomes ever more outrageous, does satire still have any purpose?

A veteran combatant with the Islamic State group says he’s been “scared straight” from terrorism by a recent National Rifle Association video featuring country music legend Charlie Daniels.

Young earth creationist pastor Percy Marvin has always looked for ways to prove to people that his theories on the age of the Earth are not completely moronic.

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Mohammed Moogoto says he doesn’t miss Pakistan any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Mohammed gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his custodial job at the Entomology Center at Norwich Pharmaceutical Company in NW London, where he cleans laboratories and keeps the floors highly waxed.

A local man has canceled his plans to volunteer at a Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless