Hillary Clinton celebrated her narrow state caucuses victory by assembling her campaign staff in a large room and staring at them for 20 unbroken minutes.

It isn't just celebrities we should be wary of idolising and placing on pedestals. Those individuals lionised by the popular press as 'heroes' in the wake of some disaster or terror attack are equally suspect. Just he other week, I was reading how that homeless guy hailed as a hero for supposedly helping victims in

The Dandy Goat, which has published more than 800 articles since its launch in June of 2013, has died following the institutionalization of its founder and publisher, Franklin J. Dubbles.

Dr Bobo, an Oxford University professor, is convinced that Crabb could be the missing link in the evolutionary chain.

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In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost.’ Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden crown has simply turned into another brass plating job.

Butt Bandit, former employee of the Canadian Mint steals 22 chunks of gold about the size of a golf ball hidden in his butt.

The report was 2.6 million words long but, most importantly, ended with the words ‘Blair did it’. Since its release, Tony Blair has spent every hour in The Winchester drinking away his sorrows.

Expressing gratitude to the NRA for protecting their right to bear arms, people who spend every waking hour trying to get into the White House are glad they don't have to worry about anyone taking their guns.

"That is terrifying if you reverse it. Eeek. Attacked by a squawking dead duck flying through the air into his hand... I won't sleep for a week after watching that backwards." Jessie Krufts, Producer

Robert Rau, Herman "Omega Prime" Davis, and Jeremy White discuss a judge being banned from his usual hangout for allegedly dropping N-bombs.

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Fox News announced its summer news lineup and a surprising new co-anchor is being added to the O’Reilly Factor normally broadcast during viewing prime time. The addition of a new and fresh face to the highly viewed Bill O’Reilly show was a surprise to most loyal viewers, but the choice of having news newbie Jessica Simpson as Bill O’Reilly’s co-host brought shock to competing channels like CNN and MSNBC.

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A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

Channel 4 think they are onto a winner after having signed up 10 Donald Trump impersonators to take part in their accident strewn show this year.

Prison companies to turn all Kansas public schools into for-profit prisons while Kansans can opt to not educate children at all.

Dedicated to 'Covering female issues from a male perspective', Rose and a panel comprised of Scott Baio, Anthony Weiner and Oliver Stone spent the program's inaugural episode exploring topics ranging from the #MeToo movement and ladies-only gyms to the pros and cons of tampons.

Joe Biden may not be bright enough to light the Oval Office, but thanks to Barack, he could be the Democratic nominee. WorldsWisestOwl.com

My wife and I have been together for over a decade, and people regularly comment on what a great couple we seem to be together. They then ask how we do it. It’s not one thing, but since this is a Top 12 list, I might just have space to share some advice to explain how we’ve kept it together and real for those of you looking to roll this Valentine’s Day into a successful franchise.

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Justin Bieber, the pop princess singer whose balls have yet to drop, was seen yesterday in public with girlfriend Selena Gomez and a new attachment on her finger. The Disney Channel actress (three words that do not go well together) was spotted wearing what appeared to be a diamond engagement ring.

Doctors say Patrick had enough cigarette smoke in his system to kill a baby elephant. Despite working tirelessly throughout the night, they failed to save the lifelong smoker who had begun to feel slightly nauseous after his 25th cigarette on one of his many smoke breaks earlier that day.

Calling their Cleveland Cavaliers team the "true champions", Donald Trump invited Kevin Love and Kyle Korver to the White House for an NBA title celebration today.