Did a man travel back in time to try and stop assassination of John Lennon in 1980? Top physicist makes series of extraordinary claims regarding missing colleague. Alleges combination of time machine constructed in lab locker and tantric sex enabled leading scientist to create new reality where Lennon lives!

Shocking results of a genealogical investigation into Donald Trump's ancestry has linked the GOP presidential candidate to one of the Founding Fathers of the United States.

President Trump today sought to put some distance between another figure in his administration who met with Russian diplomats, his son-in-law, Jared.

The prime minister explained, today, why she wants to keep her Brexit negotiating position secret after triggering Article 50, in the first interview on the subject.nt and parody

Who are the mystery celebrities protected by latest super injunctions? Are they actually dead - but only for tax purposes? Tabloid makes sensational claims!

One week after a video for "Try That in a Small Town" that uses stock footage to depict police brutality protestors as violent criminals propelled the lackluster song to the top of the charts, Jason Aldean is looking to harness his momentum with a full-length album of similar cultural-war-themed anthems.

President Trump today visited the Great Wall of China and admired the famous structure, and was also surprised that Mexicans could travel so far on foot.

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com)
A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

Skeletor, an evil demon from another dimension, said he can no longer stand by as the liberal media attacks simple middle class people like himself.

Madison Avenue, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
The success of Wendy’s recent revival of their old “Where’s The Beef?” ad campaign has prompted several other restaurant chains and other business to revive old advertising campaigns and marketing plans. People watching network television over the next few months might believe that they are actually watching a retrospective of old television commercials.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - In recent weeks, 'fake' news on social media has come under heavy attack by those who do not understand the meaning of freedom of speech. As a result, social media giants Facebook and Google have promised to take concrete measures to deal with the proliferation…

SACRAMENTO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Realizing that their continued rivalry and rhetoric will only increase Donald Trump's chances of being elected next president of the United States, the Democratic presidential candidates have finally agreed to settle their differences. While agreeing to fight it out till the end, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders…

God has flooded Hillary Benn's constituency only days after his rowsing Independence Day speech calling for air strikes in Syria, and during the holiest of days of the year when God is about more than normal, notes a man who went to church every day as a child.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - It’s that time of year when TIME magazine names its ‘Person of the Year.’  This year, however, it’s going to be ‘Persons of the Year.’ U.S. President Donald Trump and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte tied for the annual recognition for being the persons who most…

Knick Moore, Sunny, and Jeremy have way too much fun talking about a (literal) Guy who allegedly killed and dismembered his parents.

Bodger & Badger featured Badger as a character with a love of mashed potatoes but soon life imitated art and Badger cultivated his own love of mashed potatoes; a love that became an addiction.

Vatican City, Rome – (SatireWorld.com)
The College of Cardinals in Vatican City announced the first Black Pope of the Catholic Church. There was speculation that they might break from tradition and choose a black Cardinal, but the black Cardinal that they chose surprised everyone. Larry Fitzgerald, wide receiver and all pro with the Arizona Cardinals, was chosen to be the guy to ride around in the Popemobile and wear a dress for the rest of his life.

A white man from Louisiana has come out of the closet, sort of, to admit that he voted for Hillary Clinton.

Austin, TX – (SatireWorld.com)
Dog lovers packed council chambers Tuesday night after a notice went out to residents concerning the popular local Dog Park.

President Obama has confirmed a nasty rumor that’s been going around conservative talk radio