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The cries for Obama to resign for his foreign policy impotence grows deafening. At last week’s G-20 Summit, the Prez expressed his overarching strategy to combat terrorism, albeit unenthusiastically. I share his Low-T response. But why the militaristic sad face? …well, Reagan’s efforts to quell the Soviet Union helped create al-Qaeda and Bush’s efforts in Iraq helped create…
Members of the public expressed their gratitude today that the media conglomerate, Celestia, had finally ended speculation by: 'putting a f@#king number on the front of their f@#king building'. First time visitors, postmen and taxi drivers have hailed the move as finally putting a number: 'where you'd f@#king logically expect it'.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don't have to, like: "David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff" - So, David Hoff is now "hassle free."
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, President Obama spoke about how the Trans-Pacific Partnership - a massive multinational trade deal the president intends to sign - will protect the freedom of all Americans to drink poisonous fracking water. President Obama announced TPP will allow natural gas companies to sue the United States so they can overturn fracking bans and extract natural gas by pumping poisonous water into the ground, resulting in contaminated aquifers and other public water sources.
If Sheriff Jeff Wiley gets his way, citizens of Ascension Parish need not worry about Syrian refugees lowering trailer park property values or interfering with the parish’s prolific methamphetamine production.
When your relatives start rolling into their prepared speech about how they aren’t racist but need to tell you something about those filthy whoevers, fear not. The Red Shtick has a far more terrifying scenario for you to distract them with, much like one does with a puppy and a set of keys.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Senate Democrats,  in an effort to head off legislation that would overhaul a program to take in Syrian and Iraqi refugees, are focusing instead on tightening a program that makes it easier for foreigners to travel to the U.S. without obtaining a visa. And Republicans are vehemently against the move. The visa…
Gov. Bobby Jindal has issued an executive order that attempts to prevent the resettlement of Syrian refugees in Louisiana. What do you think about this?
'It was my own fault', David Jackson said. 'I knew I only had two hours, but I lost track of time. The traffic warden was only doing his job, and I have only myself to blame'.
The New New World Order (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes.
LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Remember Adele Dazeem, a.k.a. Idina Menzel, and her hit song 'Let It Go' from the animated film 'Frozen?' Of course you do.  You must have been one of the millions who thought of the song as the most annoying ever.  Not because it was not a great song, but…
PHOENIX, ARIZONA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and extremely bored billionaire Donald Trump invited Black Lives Matter activists to his "Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally" in Phoenix later this week in order to open a dialogue. Trump supporters are being encouraged to bring breeds of dogs usually used by law enforcement agencies from home - if they have them - to facilitate the exchange of ideas during the rally, but Black Lives Matter activists in Phoenix have told TNA they were told to only bring themselves.
Washington, D.C. –  Feeling the wrath of the American public waking up momentarily to see how dumb Carly Fioina and Ben Carson really are, the two have announced a bold move to inject their campaigns full of life again.
In a deal many republicans are calling “reckless” and “shortsighted”, The Department of Defense has traded the last of the Guantanamo detainees to the Colorado Avalanche. This move follows other controversial deals that have scattered the prisoners into several teams across the National Hockey League. One detainee is already in critical condition after being ‘Zamboni-boarded’ between periods by his own teammates. Senator…
Desmond, Tegan and Wendy are among the future storm names affecting the UK and Ireland chosen by members of the public to be replaced as Abigail and Barney were largely ignored.
23 years of patient chastity and faith were rewarded for local single Meagan Goldschmidt this week when God appointed her a male partner through ChristianSingles.com.
Fancy trousers have sold out all over London and online retailers are struggling to meet demand after a recent surge and there's still a month to go before Christmas, feared fancy trouser specialists today.
It was customary for random videos to surface when Osama Bin Laden was alive and in power.  They usually produced some veiled threat or updated us on Bin Laden’s love life.  In the end the message was always the same.  We’re going to kill you.

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