One of Donald Trump’s most loyal fans is warning everyone to stop trying to talk him out of supporting the billionaire property developer and Republican presidential candidate.

CHICAGO — There is a growing sense of inevitability in the NBA that the league is facing complete and total decimation a…

TANGERANG CITY, Indonesia (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - It's genetic. It's acquired. It's a punishment from God. It's the environment. We've heard so many theories before about what causes homosexuality, but none as jaw-dropping as this: instant noodles. The mayor of the city of Tangerang in Indonesia says that the rise in homosexuality in his country…

The nastiest and most confrontational Republican debate so far devolved further Thursday night when moderator Wolf Blitzer revealed that Donald Trump is the father of Ted Cruz's two daughters.

McConnell continued, "Donald Trump can be president of the moon, because he sure as hell isn't going to be the Republican presidential nominee. Idiotic Republican voters have forced us to take this action."

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Sam Smith, the British singer/composer who won this year's Oscar Award for best song just lost his membership in the LGBT community, thanks to his misinformed acceptance speech Sunday night in which he claimed to be the first-ever openly-gay person to win an Oscar. By a unanimous…

“Not even a freaking phone call, man,” said Kryptonian immigrant Kal-El, who changed his name to Clark Kent when he arrived at Ellis Island. “The Times said I ‘wasn’t available for comment’. I was totally available. Cellphone on and everything. This is lame.”

The legislative auditor has learned former Gov. Bobby Jindal used payday loans to fund the state payroll.

In a signed letter to the Times, some of the worlds richest entrepreneurs say that, had they known years go that taking chances in business or following their dreams or having the courage of their own convictions would later be considered ‘a leap in the dark’ they never would have taken such risks in the first place.

Kidding, It’s This One… *Hat tip Sean L.

by Howard Zaharoff.As I get older, it’s harder to get me on the dance floor. As I get older, it’s harder and harder to get me on the dance floor (or, if I really strut my stuff, help me off it). Basically, there are only 8 songs that will force my hand… and engage my hips and [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

INDIANAPOLIS — The drills at the annual NFL Combine have long measured the speed, strength, quickness and explosiveness …

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - People around the world get to enjoy an extra day this year, a leap year. It happens once every four years when the month of February has a 29th day. Filipinos, however, get not one but two additional days this year. There is a February 30th in the…

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas opened his mouth for the first time in over ten years today while the Court was hearing arguments in a gun case. The utterance shocked and surprised everyone present.

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Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

Following decades of criticism of institutional corruption, the FA is proposing we protect our borders and chances of 'winning' by withdrawing from FIFA.

by Roger Freed.Deep thoughts and questions for 2016 If Donald Trump wins the 2016 Presidential election, he will consider all of us to be ‘losers.’ If the Occupiers of the wildlife refuge took over the land there wouldn’t they probably shoot all the ducks? Do the Republicans already have a smear campaign ready in case Bernie Sanders [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

In his acceptance speech at the Academy Awards on Sunday night, a teary Leonardo DiCaprio dedicated his best acting Oscar to victims of bear rapes.

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The Pentagon released photos today of a top-secret raid against ISIS forces that was successful in spite of the President’s ‘no boots on the ground’ promise, The US Army raid helped win the release of over 150 ISIS sex slaves who were held against their will for over three months.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Americans know by now that Donald Trump has embarked on an unconventional campaign to become the Republican Party's nominee for president of the United States. So far, he has had nothing but success. To our surprise, Trump has agreed to sit down, one on one, with the…