We are at a turning point in history. Just as the pendulum of justice is finally swinging in the right direction, a tide of indignation is rising. In short, a maelstrom of metaphors is sucking us all in, forcing us to look one another in the eye as we swirl round and round.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his work day.

Is Donald Trump the Devil's Spawn? Preacher Demands Presidential Hopeful Produces Birth Certificate to Prove he was Born of Woman and Not of Jackal.

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has decided that his wife, a Slovenian ex-model, might not be the right first lady for him.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Mitt Romney called Donald J. Trump “a phony” and “a fraud” in a speech on Thursday in which he urged Republicans to rally around one of Mr. Trump’s presidential rivals. Reacting to the comments, Trump called Romney a loser. It was the first truthful and accurate statement ever made…

OTTAWA, Ontario--As the country prepares to deal with a major influx of illegal immigrants, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that the government has issued an order in council to begin immediate construction of a wall along the southern border.  Prime Minister Trudeau made the announcement in an effort to address concerns following widespread…

Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen is to change her Regnal name to 'Crossrail the First' after consultations with Transport for London. This follows on from Kate Middleton changing her title the 'Duchess of Cambridge' to 'phwoar', to simplify the Daily Telegraph's narrative.

This week David Corn over at Mother Jones wrote an article explaining the inexplicable rise of Donald Trump. I wrote a suspiciously similar article, prior to Trump’s emergence, last August. I find The Donald’s popularity with the republican base quite explicable. It’s not the similar image that irks me so much as the similar content. I saw this…

by MiPresidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his doctor’s words – after learning that rival GOP candidate Sen. Marco Rubio had publicly mocked his tiny hands and teeny-weeny peeny. ‘I’m the yuuugest dick in America...

"Republicans need to stop being the same suckers I convinced to support me in 2012," said a fully aflame Romney.

All you need to know about the amazing person who might become the first American president without a penis.

DENVER — Denver Broncos players were informed today by team president John Elway and head coach Gary Kubiak that quarter…

NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - In the Pinhead Segment tonight, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has lost custody of his two teenage children after it was revealed he had a history of domestic violence in the family home. Both children, 13 and 17, expressed wishes to live with their mother.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - That face, oh that face! Who could ever forgot that television moment when Chris Christie appeared like a deer caught in the headlights, looking pale, lost and confused while GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump addressed a campaign rally in Florida. It was just days after Christie endorsed Trump, a…

Considered by some to be the bane of modern media, clickbait headlines actually have been an integral part of American journalism for over a century. Here are some of the most famous clickbait headlines in American history.

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Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant has been issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.

Using only his imagination, Rubio has "just won all Super Tuesday states."

‘Working Class Scots have always seen the threat of genocide by nuclear war as a traditional way of preventing unemployment in the shipbuilding industry,’ said Jock McSmythe of the GMB union as he argued today.

Trump Beetlejuice 2016: Send In The Clowns

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