Washington Redskins owner, Daniel Snyder, says he is ready to "bury the hatchet" with critics who object to his team's nickname because they consider it racist.

PORTLAND, OR — Multiple witnesses observe historic procedure.

WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - Now that this election cycle has been thrown into chaos for both political parties, news anchors, pundits, and cable guests can talk of nothing else than possible brokered conventions. A "brokered, open, or contested convention" is defined by Wikipedia as: a political clusterf**k, see also "the last thing voters want."

We didn't figure we had inconvenienced anyone, and we sure would have been inconvenienced having to walk half a mile back to a regular lot, wasted as we were.

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Disguised as a viable contender for the White House, a Maryland man sneaked onto the stage during the CBS Democratic presidential debate on Saturday, according to police.

Social Media is being stumped when asked to tell the difference between the back of Donald Trump's head and a duck's ass, according to sources close to the controversy.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Shortly after the Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy announced an 18-year-old black teen had been charged in the fatal shooting of 11-year-old Shamiya Adams, visiting Mayor Rahm Emanuel got a grilling from black teens on the South Side.
The students, who are upper class men at several Chicago public high schools, are participating in Greencorps Youth Program, a violence prevention summer employment program.

Donald Trump’s campaign is frantically trying to lure back supporters after the presidential candidate tweeted a photo of a kitten snuggling with a fawn.

Need a gun, drugs, and counterfeit money? Software to hack into your fucktard neighbor's computer or somebody to kill the bastard outright? What about login credentials to a $50,000 Bank of America account for $500? If these sound tailored to meet your personal needs or if you're truly into kiddie porn, you ought to be X-mas shopping on the Dark Web.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani said Tuesday that if he were Donald Trump, he would skip the next two debates. "Hell, he should skip the November elections," he suggested. Giuliani's statement came just hours after Monday's first presidential debate held at Hofstra University. From all…

Trompe l'oeil (tromp LOY) or "trick of the eye" is the technique of using realistic imagery to create an optical illusion of depth and thereby fucking with people's minds. The term originated with a trickster named Louis-Léopold Boilly (1761-1845), who used it as the title of a painting he exhibited in the Paris Salon of 1800.

The dishevelled, bearded gentleman can often be seen wandering the streets in a daze or sat on a park bench, anything to get out of the house.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - After today's contentious Democratic presidential debate in New York, Bernie Sanders is headed for The Vatican to seek the blessing of Pope Francis. Sanders, who does not participate in any organized religion, is hoping that by seeking the Pope's blessing, he will gain the support of American…

Is the Tory Party under Boris Johnson actually a death cult? Top political analyst claims Tory supporters being lead into oblivion by a false Messiah.

23 years of patient chastity and faith were rewarded for local single Meagan Goldschmidt this week when God appointed her a male partner through ChristianSingles.com.

For unsuspecting residents of senior living community Silver Eagle Estates in Kingman, Arizona, it seemed too crazy to be believed: the quiet, unassuming couple next door had turned out to be gay.

Hell- (satireworld.com)
Dante’s 14th Century Epic poem the Devine Comedy, begins with Inferno (Italian for “Hell”), where there are nine circles. In each circle transgressors are punished in a manner befitting their crimes, such that each sinner is afflicted for all of eternity by the major sin he or she committed.

There is only one kind of person in the world. He who knows about Schrödinger’s cat, and he who doesn't. For most of us, however, Schrödinger’s cat is a meme in search of a meaning.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Senate Democrats,  in an effort to head off legislation that would overhaul a program to take in Syrian and Iraqi refugees, are focusing instead on tightening a program that makes it easier for foreigners to travel to the U.S. without obtaining a visa. And Republicans are vehemently against the move. The visa…

Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com)

This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called out and has taken the responsible road of condemming any and all brutal attacks against innocent people? When was the last a top Islamic cleric forbid attacks to be planned, or weapons to be stored in and from any Mos