INDIANAPOLIS — NCAA officials have been in touch with top-tier college basketball programs to let them know that the poo…
TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced that the Canadian government will soon build a wall along the U.S.-Canada border to keep out Americans expected to flee once Donald Trump is elected president of the United States. Today's announcement is a dose of Trump's own medicine. When he launched…
Groups as diverse as Boko Haram, Al-Shabaab and 'Battersea Dogs and Cats Home' are set to engage in a bitter court battle over who gets the £21 million personal fortune left behind by Osama Bin Laden. The Bin Laden will, which was released by the US government, states that the money is to be spent on: 'Jihad, global terror and a trip to Disneyland for the kids if there's any left over'.
In a startling revelation in a Humor Times interview, Donald Trump finally disclosed the real reason behind his unexpected rise as the leading contender for the Republican presidential nomination. “It’s quite simple,” he said flippantly, “I sold my soul to the devil.”
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It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been nominated by Barack Obama to join America’s top court.
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It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been nominated by Barack Obama to join America’s top court.
DETROIT, Michigan (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - You saw it all at last night's Republican presidential debate. Donald Trump held up his two hands and asked the audience if they looked like small hands to them. Then, referring to Marco Rubio's previous comments that something else in Trump was mostly likely small as well,…
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Dean of Students Abigail Prude at the Washington Technical College (WTC) has cited the members of Omega Pi Omega (ΩπΩ) Fraternity with sexism towards female students. WTC specializes in mechanical design and construction related to oil pipelines, drilling, platforms and structures. The school presently has a student body consisting of 100 male students and no female students.
Dean of Students Abigail Prude at the Washington Technical College (WTC) has cited the members of Omega Pi Omega (ΩπΩ) Fraternity with sexism towards female students. WTC specializes in mechanical design and construction related to oil pipelines, drilling, platforms and structures. The school presently has a student body consisting of 100 male students and no female students.
Celebrations on the ‘red offcut’ have continued throughout the week, as Leonardo Dicaprio accepted plaudits for his portrayal of a man mauled by a bear rug. This was a career defining moment for the actor, who had previously focused on lighter roles in ‘Dirty Rattan Scoundrels’ and ‘The Green Pile’.
Kidding, the Republican Party and realization are mutually exclusive.
We are at a turning point in history. Just as the pendulum of justice is finally swinging in the right direction, a tide of indignation is rising. In short, a maelstrom of metaphors is sucking us all in, forcing us to look one another in the eye as we swirl round and round.
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A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his work day.
A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his work day.
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has decided that his wife, a Slovenian ex-model, might not be the right first lady for him.
MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Mitt Romney called Donald J. Trump “a phony” and “a fraud” in a speech on Thursday in which he urged Republicans to rally around one of Mr. Trump’s presidential rivals. Reacting to the comments, Trump called Romney a loser. It was the first truthful and accurate statement ever made…
OTTAWA, Ontario--As the country prepares to deal with a major influx of illegal immigrants, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that the government has issued an order in council to begin immediate construction of a wall along the southern border. Prime Minister Trudeau made the announcement in an effort to address concerns following widespread…
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