The government has announced new measures to help dementia sufferers that it 'intended to introduce this last year, sorry it slipped our minds'. The new measures aim at testing for mental deterioration at age 40 instead of waiting until the Chancellor is voted out of his constituency.

Glenn Beck Headquarters—Deep in the heart of an undisclosed Denny’s, Glenn Beck and the rest of the League of Extra Ordinary Gentlemen assembled in a last ditch effort to save the republican party. The Discord’s own field reporter, Cokie McGrath, was able to gain entrance to this clandestine group, before the breakfast specials ended. Glenn Beck…

Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Elton John doesn’t get along with his mother, so she spent her 90th birthday with an Elton John impersonator. (Rolling Stone, 2/25/16) Eighty-five percent of kids say they have fun with their parents. (Time, 3/14/16)

"I was at the White House that day. I was there for tea with Nancy, and a free session with her psychic in the Roosevelt Room," explained Clinton, who asserted she could hear the battle during her psychic reading.

FLORIDA (The Barbed Wire) - On a campaign swing through the Sunshine State, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz announced the ace up his sleeve that he believes will help him overtake Donald Trump for the nomination - he's a rocker. Cruz unveiled a poster of his latest project, his very own rock band, Ted Zeppelin.

VIERA, FLA. — Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper created a huge controversy yesterday by stating in an intervi…

While many are calling the findings into question, The Sun says they are willing to stake their reputation on it.

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The formerly German head of the UK's monarchy and her Greek husband have apparently strongly come out on favour of leaving the EU. It is thought that the Queen's and her consort's heritage constantly comes up for scrutiny so she would like to put 'all that unpleasant European business' behind her.

       

What’s so “super” about Super Tuesday? It’s become painfully obvious that the term “Super Tuesday” was coined for the quantity of elections contested, not the quality of participants involved. Otherwise, we’d be forced to change the name to Kind of Okay Tuesday. Or Is It Really Necessary to be This Loud Tuesday.

HOUSTON — Houston Texans general manager Rick Smith stated today that new quarterback Brock Osweiler has the potential t…

A shocking reports that much of England could be covered by the pub chain by 2021. But what is the true intent of Wetherspoons?

... PlatinumSachs CEO Maximilian "Moneybags" Goldsucker, whom Clinton claimed she wrestled to the ground only seconds after the American economic crisis in 2008, does not exist.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) - Conservative columnist Ann Coutler took to her Twitter account this week to say goodbye to America. For good. The American pundit and book author is known for her stinging opinions and criticism of liberals, Democrats, Obama, Clinton and almost anyone who counters her right-wing views. The…

‘Maybe George’s best years were behind him, but clearly the man who butchered Bohemian Rhapsody and an excess of information on whether he likes a ‘finger up his butt’ never had any to begin with.’

A few years ago, I published an exhaustive multi-part article on Lynyrd Skynyrd and their iconoclastic singer and lyricist, the late Ronnie Van Zant.  The main thrust of the piece was that “Sweet Home Alabama” was not a racist song at all (the key is in the last verse, plus a line Ronnie throws away…

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

A woman whose entire life seems to have been conducted with the express goal of acquiring influence and power has admitted that she is actually not a natural-born politician.

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Adolph Hitler’s grand-daughter, Ava Gesundheit Braun is planning her lavish wedding with detailed preparations for food and entertainment, plus a grand guest list that includes many from the recording industry. Also included are scores of prominent skinhead leaders from around the globe.