The Prime Minister opened the file sent to her by the EU and discovered it was nothing but page after page of mocking clickbait style titles.

In order to promote a more inclusive linguistic union, the Pug Bus vows to use "gay," "gaily," and many clever derivations thereof to flog shamelessly our Gay OG campaign.

Greg Chortleberger, a clever but wholly unknown armchair physicist, has recently dedicated his life to proving (or falsifying) one of the major aspects of Isaac Newton’s first law of inertia: Objects at rest tend to stay at rest until moved upon by an outside force.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

The planet is shocked — SHOCKED! — at the news Tuesday that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt…now comes the usual wave of government help for those snowflakes that require support and safe places in order to recover from the shock and resulting grief.

TAMPA — New York Yankees slugger has announced his plans to retire from baseball at the conclusion of the 2017 season wh…

A local group of musicians gathered in their garage to form a new Rush tribute band decided to hang it up on Saturday after realizing there was absolutely no way they would ever be able to play their music.

Manchester, VT – (SatireWorld.com)
The famous and often outrageous leftist ice cream manufacturer Ben & Jerrys has fallen out of step with the appetite America has for ice cream by fooling around with its number one dessert!

North Platte, Nebraska – (satireworld.com)
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.

Lavonia, MI – (satireworld.com)
Laws in some states requiring chocolate Easter bunnies to be eaten ears first are being protested by several deaf and hard of hearing groups. They find these rules to be discriminatory and feel that they demean the very real disabilities of those with hearing loss.

Man threatens to sue NHS for reviving him from clinical death. Claims medics' actions wrenched him unwillingly from heavenly paradise. Controversially claims hereafter is eternal pub presided over by Christ the Geezer.

Gilmour continued, “The chapter ‘Us and Them’ is very unsettling, yet dreamy, with the ‘Them’ being something mysterious and scary that will have the little buggers pissing themselves before the end of the chapter. Waterproof sheets not included!”

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - President Obama is upset that not everybody is heeding his example of partying your troubles away while ISIS is unleashing terror on locations around the world. Mr. Obama, the world's role model for insensitivity, and all-around jackass, is now blaming the loss of the war on terror on singer Mariah Carey.

Members of right-wing movements opposed to government-imposed Coronavirus restrictions staged raids of intensive care units in multiple states yesterday, "liberating" patients receiving care for COVID-19 infections.

Peoples Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
After a late-night phone call from President Trump,American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-Un.
According to sources, both are big fans of dancing, singing, and various types of popular music, and last week made several homemade dance-themed movies together at the Presidential Palace located in the ‘Hermit Kingdom’s’ capitol, Pyongyang.

New York City – (satireworld.com)
Madonna joined her colleague Katy Perry in getting naked to encourage Americans to head to the polls on Election Day.
In photos posted to her Twitter account Wednesday morning, the 58-year-old “Vogue” artist shed her clothes to endorse Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Earlier this week singer Katy Perry shed her clothing in a statement calling for voters to ‘rock the vote’ and support Clinton’s presidential campaign.

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)

>Found in awkward position.
>Family upset-Rushing to scene.
>Police investigate workers.
>Manager detained.

Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

Commencing at 0900 hours per the President's own tweet, the assault against the gathering of local residents buying and selling fruits, vegetables and organic personal care products reportedly cleared the market in mere seconds, leaving it a shattered landscape of ruined tables, canopies and crushed melons as people ran for their lives from the blitz of armored tanks and infantry.

Once upon a Halloween, children would innocently pat flour on their cheeks, giving themselves a fun, vampire-like hue. Some youngsters would even spend their nickels and dimes on a jar of ghoulish green face paint -- the final touch in a spooky Frankenstein outfit.

Los Angeles, California – (SatireWorld.com)


Astrologers studying Monday’s upcoming solar eclipse are bullish about the impact on West Coast anal skin lightening facilities according to an authoritative op ed.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The New York Times has just obtained Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's 1995 records which suggest he could have paid zero federal income tax for 18 years. Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him…