ATLANTA (The Barbed Wire) - CNN is going to wish they had never spent any time in the Democratic debate last week asking Hillary Clinton about releasing her transcripts for speeches she gave at Goldman Sachs - and speeches she charged an arm and a leg for. There are a few people in this world that would be worth spending $250,000 to hear their thoughts on life and the world, but Hillary Clinton is surely not one of them.
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Saudi Arabia threatened to break up with the United States if Congress continued to ask questions about the Saudi role in the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks. Saudi Arabia claimed the United States was obsessed by the subject, and their relationship was being strained by its lack of trust in the kingdom.
Yeah, that's just like me on Monday mornings before my full body shave." Jessie Krufts, Hairy Man
The iconic muck was a staple of many streets and back alleys until as recently as the late 90s. Now though it will never been seen again as the last remaining piece of white dog shit was sucked up by a vehicular street sweeper.
Wave after wave of French cars and vans crossing the channel to stock up on cheap Pot Noodles, microwave ready meals and Cup-a-Soups.
Ian Anderson found fluting on a park bench.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Former NFL linebacker Walter McBride dismissed the science behind both concussion-related brain disease and climate change, as well as a range of other things, in a sprawling 3,554 word article he published on his blog yesterday.
Launched like a tortoise out of a grey-hound's trap, The Daily Chilcott's first headline was the revelation that: 'computers may one day be can be networked together'. In further breaking news it predicts the creation of an 'Internet', a confluence of computing resources that can share information.
In related news: Sanders five minute meeting with Jesus, here.
Which question has more relevancy: what did Miles Davis do for jazz, or what did Miles Davis do to jazz? From where I’ve been listening over several decades, both questions have precisely the same answer: “Quite a bit!”
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, former 2016 Republican presidential candidate U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina accepted the Republican presidential nomination. An inebriated Graham gave his acceptance speech at what he claimed was the Corinth Tavern in Seneca, South Carolina.
Alongside their decision to limit the cost of away tickets next season, football club owners have plan to ‘once and for all’ rid the Premiership of the embarrassment that is Aston Villa – although many feel Villa’s self-imposed limit on wins ‘may be enough’.
She lies! Pastel pantsuits are all but extinct already.
by Will Durst.The Democrats are showing fangs: no longer just hopping around like baby rabbits playing tag in a shaded glen. And once again America reaches for the Tylenol after wrenching its collective back recoiling from the wacky ugliness monopolizing the presidential election primary process. But this time, it’s… the Democrats. Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. The Mommy Party has [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
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