Conservative think tank Word Harder, America says the government paying for public college is bad for the economy.

The duo, who have never been seen apart since they teamed up in 1990 on Byker Grove, have decided they are so in tune which one another that they wish to become a single person.

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)

>Found in awkward position.
>Family upset-Rushing to scene.
>Police investigate workers.
>Manager detained.

Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com)

A recently discovered trove of unseen Nazi secret documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services have overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was totally color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes being played upon him.

Just hours after ITV's screening of a controversial new documentary on the Queen, who this year is celebrating her 90th birthday, a woman in Sheffield has been admitted to hospital after trying to eat an entire It's Good To Be Queen cushion apparently after being told it was made out of chocolate.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) — The Supreme Court handed organized labor a major victory on Tuesday, deadlocking 4 to 4 in a case that had threatened to cripple the ability of public-sector unions to collect fees from workers who chose not to join and did not want to pay for the unions’ collective bargaining…

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Barry is feeling the bern as the 74 year old communist is closing on Hill the Pill for the democratic nomination! “This could be our last year in paradise,” Barry was heard on a hot mike with Debbie the Douche at a MA fundraiser!

A viral video that shows a social justice warrior berating a hippie for wearing dreadlocks while an effete hipster impassively looks on has divided the public about which person featured in the video is the most idiotic.

American corporate media outlets tell Bernie Sanders he must kill a kraken if he wants more coverage and respect from them.

Crabb, who replaces the recently resigned Iain Duncan Smith, was properly initiated yesterday when he was asked to kick a homeless man. It’s said that Crabb performed the act with such venom that he is now being touted as a future leader of the Conservative Party.

Ted Cruz says liberal neighborhoods must be patrolled to prevent them from becoming radicalized.

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - If you think the Log Cabin is the largest group of LGBT Republicans, think again.  How about the Human Rights Campaign (HRC)? Earlier this month, HRC, the nation’s largest LGBT civil rights organization, decided to endorse Republican Senator Mark Kirk of Illinois in his reelection bid over his…

Like many aging men who’ve never really picked up “this internet thing” but yearn to see a naked women straddle a pole in front of them for hours on end, Rob Duncan found himself going to a strip club a few times a year.

Following another Bank Holiday weekend washout, global-warming deniers cite the latest Easter Monday storm as ‘proof’ that extreme weather is not caused by global warming but is directly caused by British Bank Holidays. “It is not just a coincidence that bad weather always occurs on Bank Holidays,” claims Cameron, “we predict that by cancelling Easter,...

Yes, The Discord guy didn’t get to vote in the AZ Primaries. Voting was a shit show in my state last week, even by normal Arizona “standards”. Here was the excuse: When you changed your address, maybe you failed to fill out the voter demographic part properly. Uh, I haven’t moved, unless your talking about from the sofa to the fridge,…

The massive popularity of the niche dating site phenomenon proves that people today know what they want. With new dating websites such as WhereWhitePeopleMeet.com, ChristianMingle.com and BlackPeopleMeet.com, singles have gotten used to some pretty selective filtering options.

SYRACUSE, NY — The Syracuse University athletic department sent notice to the NCAA today admitting that they are “beatin…

Still over two months away from the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, presidential candidate Donald Trump has named Donald Trump as his running mate.

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - President Obama is upset that not everybody is heeding his example of partying your troubles away while ISIS is unleashing terror on locations around the world. Mr. Obama, the world's role model for insensitivity, and all-around jackass, is now blaming the loss of the war on terror on singer Mariah Carey.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - While worldwide debate rages over the fate of what was supposed to be this summer's blockbuster movie, Batman Vs Superman, the two major comics companies, Marvel and DC Comics are battling it out for supremacy in the Philippines. Leave it to Philippine politics to set the stage for the quest…