SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Long before the Republican presidential field narrowed down to the last three candidates standing, The Adobo Chonicles reported on a short-lived affair between Senator Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. Back then, we predicted that if Cruz becomes the GOP presidential nominee, he would appoint Carly…
Main Street USA – (SatireWorld.com)
Seymour Twat still likes a few beers with the guys before hitting the streets once again in search of a job. Is he totally unhappy? No, Twat says girls always ask him how close does he have to get to really see it! It confuses him a great deal.
Down on Main Street USA, good jobs are in short supply, but nothing compares to the anxiety of a local man named Seymour Twat. For over 20 years Twat has sent out resume after resume only to receive those dreaded…’We’ll get back with you’ letters.
“I don’t understand it. I’ve sent out over 250,000 resumes to t
Seymour Twat still likes a few beers with the guys before hitting the streets once again in search of a job. Is he totally unhappy? No, Twat says girls always ask him how close does he have to get to really see it! It confuses him a great deal.
Down on Main Street USA, good jobs are in short supply, but nothing compares to the anxiety of a local man named Seymour Twat. For over 20 years Twat has sent out resume after resume only to receive those dreaded…’We’ll get back with you’ letters.
“I don’t understand it. I’ve sent out over 250,000 resumes to t
Cape Hatteras, NC- (satireworld.com)
A U.S. Navy ship sunk during WWII has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued 20 miles off Cape Hatteras, N.C. says Coast Guard Commander Nelson Putty, who helped several of the emaciated sailors onto a rescue helicopter while camera crews filmed the daring transfer.
A U.S. Navy ship sunk during WWII has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued 20 miles off Cape Hatteras, N.C. says Coast Guard Commander Nelson Putty, who helped several of the emaciated sailors onto a rescue helicopter while camera crews filmed the daring transfer.
Crisp salesman Gary Lineker has been awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize in Economics for his divorce equation. ‘The key variables are how long you’ve been married, how many fit birds you meet per week and whether you’re a bit bored. I’m working on a combined dating, marriage and divorce app which turns every quickie into a quickie divorce,’ he said.
Surprisingly, this week’s prize for “Stupidest Political Comment in the Presidential Race” doesn’t go to Donnie Trump or Ted Cruz. Rather, the honor goes to the clueless cognoscenti of conventional political wisdom. These pundits and professional campaign operatives have made a unilateral decision that Bernie Sanders must now quit...
The nation paused on Wednesday to celebrate the return of a Kelly Ripa, a hero who had gone missing for a week.
A Missouri man is honoring Prince in the most emotionally moving way possible: by paying to listen to the late singer’s music.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - All the world knows that Barack Obama will not be endorsing or voting for a Republican candidate for president, but until now, he has not revealed nor given a clue on which of the two Democratic presidential candidates he would be endorsing: Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. Analysts…
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and fascism-friendly billionaire Donald Trump dominated primary elections in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island. In all five states, Trump won the support of nearly 80% of Americans that regretted not growing up in 1930s Germany.
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