Wonders-of-the-World Headquarters, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
A new list of the Seven Wonders of the World will be selected to replace the ancient ones long gone or forgotten. This will be done in a style where one third of the votes will be cast by a panel of scientists, politicians, doctors, architects, and historians.
One third of the vote will be cast by a group of celebrities (Simon Cowell, Jerry Springer, and Britney Spears). The other third of the vote will also be based on a voter call-in from a reality show to be broadcast on jointly on ABC (the United States), the CBC (Canada), and
Manchester (UK)-(SatireWorld.com)
A delivery driver with dyslexia read an address backwards and accidentally delivered Man U’s order to a Manchester fast food restaurant. After opening a box they thought intended for them, the crew of a McDonald’s learned that the box of red, lacey, silk athletic supporters was actually meant for the Man U Premier League team.
A delivery driver with dyslexia read an address backwards and accidentally delivered Man U’s order to a Manchester fast food restaurant. After opening a box they thought intended for them, the crew of a McDonald’s learned that the box of red, lacey, silk athletic supporters was actually meant for the Man U Premier League team.
(SatireWorld.com)
The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to Wheaties (the cereal box currently features the Man U soccer team). Manufacturers at Dorking Mills intend to appeal the restrictions.
The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to Wheaties (the cereal box currently features the Man U soccer team). Manufacturers at Dorking Mills intend to appeal the restrictions.
LEICESTER, ENGLAND — In the wake of its improbable Premier League title, the Leicester City Football Club has expressed …
Fans of British soccer team Leicester celebrated on Monday as rival Dorkinghamshire United failed to defeat Tittleton City, giving Leicester the top rank in the Precious League.
DALLAS (The Barbed Wire) - The first step toward recovery, no matter what the addiction, is admitting you have a problem. Glenn Beck has finally reached rock bottom and agreed to seek professional help for his out-of-control Cheetos habit. Beck's admission came just after releasing a video of himself diving face first into a big bowl of crushed Cheetos.
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
The popular series of the The Holy Jihad Comic Books have broken publication records that spanned four decades. With the introduction of ‘Burka Madness’ and the second edition, ‘Infidels Invade the 7-11’, a second and third work shift of printers had to be hired to keep up with demand from retailers around the world.
The popular series of the The Holy Jihad Comic Books have broken publication records that spanned four decades. With the introduction of ‘Burka Madness’ and the second edition, ‘Infidels Invade the 7-11’, a second and third work shift of printers had to be hired to keep up with demand from retailers around the world.
Last minute negotiations with the government to quash an extended weekend have fallen apart. Whilst the retired, the sensible and those with poor personal hygiene have done whatever the hell they want for 72 hours, everyone else - unable to master birth control - was left with 3 hellish Groundhog Days of cleaning things up, continuous yelling - pausing only to wipe their own tears.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com)
History was re-written today when Cmdr. David Montgomery’s tell all book concerning the successful Navy SEAL Team 6 raid on the Osama Bin Laden compound last year. It seems it was lead by a former president and he’s the one that plugged Bin Laden with a carefully aimed head shot.
History was re-written today when Cmdr. David Montgomery’s tell all book concerning the successful Navy SEAL Team 6 raid on the Osama Bin Laden compound last year. It seems it was lead by a former president and he’s the one that plugged Bin Laden with a carefully aimed head shot.
OXFORD, MISS. — The University of Mississippi has awarded former Rebels offensive linemen Laremy Tunsil with a PhD in co…
The WSC final is being competed between England’s Mark Selby and China’s Ding Junhui, two men who have both been ranked as the best snooker player in the world at one time or another. Such a hotly contested final is guaranteed to lull millions of Brits into a day-long hypnotic state of hazy boredom.
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