NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Previously, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed banning all Muslim travel to the United States in order to prevent ISIS from planning and executing terrorist activity.  Now he also wants to ban all Filipinos. Trump's new call under the war on terror came just hours after the…

More Conservatives are under pressure from George Osborne to publish the wildest dreams they are rich beyond, in an attempt to divert public attention; dreams that may involve 'Theresa May and a giant squid'.

The Grand Old Party has a different approach to harness the power of The Donald. During a recent phone conversation, RNC Chair, Reince Priebus, offered Trump a “more suitable position for his talents.” Mr. Priebus told the press today, “Iraq needs a strong man and the Republican party needs an electable one.” When asked how he…

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Despite objections from those who find it unseemly and hurtful, an unbending Republican state Rep. Mike Johnson is steadily trying to push his controversial legislative instrument into the state’s legal code.

The animal rights group late last month tweeted a video featuring crying male children and the statement “eating chicken can make your kid’s dick small.”

Amid growing speculation about a possible “white knight” candidate saving the GOP at a brokered Republican National Committee convention this summer, former Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has promised to heroically swoop in during the gathering and rescue the party from its looming existential crisis.

Members of LSU’s predominantly white fraternities and sororities insist newly proposed regulations for pregame parties infringe on their rights as privileged white Americans.

The best day to celebrate April Fools’ is all month long. So hit ’em when they least expect it with one of Horrorscopes’ riffs on classic pranks.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - After today's contentious Democratic presidential debate in New York, Bernie Sanders is headed for The Vatican to seek the blessing of Pope Francis. Sanders, who does not participate in any organized religion, is hoping that by seeking the Pope's blessing, he will gain the support of American…

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1960s hippie and cult leader Charles Manson was placed on half-way house release after a civil liberties appeal brought his case before the California Supreme Court. Manson was released and hastily driven away by friends in a 1969 Volkswagen mini bus.

Parents across the UK are outraged by the law change which will effectively ban all joy from childrens’ birthday parties.

Ten year-old Kyle Fitzgerald of Brea, California was the only one of his friends to miss out on twenty dollars and free ice cream Saturday after his overly cynical nature caused him to misinterpret the generous overtures of a kind stranger.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau)  - The rumor mill has been running nonstop in the last week or so in the Philippines, fueled by the eerie silence of President NoyNoy Aquino over two significant national developments in his country -- the massacre of farmers in Kidapawan seeking food from the government and the tragedy in…

"Rebel Alliance President Trump will also refuse to call her 'General Leia,' especially since she got captured a bunch of times, and I only like people who don't get captured," asserted Trump. "Seriously, who lets Rosie O'Donnell's brother Jabba the Hutt take them prisoner?"

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The Rams were quick to take advantage of their new LA home by using their Hollywood connections to sweeten the deal and ensure themselves of the first pick in the 2016 draft.

The sudden and unexpected demise of American musician David Gest in Canary Wharf has sent the government department responsible for issuing 'National Treasure' status announcements into a tailspin.

Collapsing Shack, AZ—Most of us have our mental health ups and downs, or as I prefer to call them: 1. drinking or 2. working. Some people certainly have a leg up on the happiness scale. What advantages do they have that I’m missing, besides talent and a life? Between dumpster diving and jamming out to…

bWASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition that there should be a Democratic presidential debate with Hillary Clinton in New York prior to the primary election there.