Now that Donald Trump has effectively secured the Republican presidential nomination, he has indicated that he will try to unify his 16 former opponents behind his candidacy.

A group of human body parts, both gender-specific and universal, have joined to demand that the British people cease making analogies between them and the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne.

Conservatives are quick to quote the Constitution and complain how the left is always out to destroy life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness …well, at least liberals can multitask. Kidding! Republicans have shown an aptitude for starting and losing multiple conflicts simultaneously. Does anyone else find it odd how conservative-types only seem content when they’re gutting our liberties in the name of freedom? Or,…

John Boehner may have called Ted Cruz “Lucifer,” but the GOP is not exactly exhibiting a ton of enthusiasm for Donald Trump, either. One of the oddest moments in a presidential campaign filled brim-spillingly with them is the sight of the Republican Party struggling to rally around the man looking more and more like its...

"The American Dream is dead, and I am going to be doing some great things as president to make sure we never miss it," Trump vaguely hinted at the nightmare to come if he won the White House.

‘Politics is an extremely stressful profession, especially around election time, and many MPs enjoy partaking in recreational activities to relieve the stress,’ Osborne said.

Election MMXVI: The Forced Runoff

NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - According to the Donald Trump campaign, there are three types of anti-Trump Republicans that the presumptive nominee needs to help if there is to be any hope of keeping a Democrat out of the White House. To meet this need over the coming months, the billionaire has set up triage units from coast to coast. These emergency centers will be manned by Trump campaign staff and volunteers.

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Mohammed Moogoto says he doesn’t miss Pakistan any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Mohammed gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his custodial job at the Entomology Center at Norwich Pharmaceutical Company in NW London, where he cleans laboratories and keeps the floors highly waxed.

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An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was a good idea.

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Bowing to recent criticisms concerning its bathroom facilities, toilet tissue, hand towel supplies and ongoing labor relation issues, SatireWorld’s Bargis Tryhol has instituted a fresh bold approach in offering his writers the best in public restroom accouterments…Free public toilets with a slight twist!

The announcement came shortly after yet another crushing defeat for Ted as not only did he lose the Indiana primary but he also had his Pizza Hut loyalty card revoked due to undisclosed reasons.

Is 2015's Celebrity Holocaust the Work of the 'Star Whackers'? Or is it Result of Cull of 'Bad' Celebrities by Secret Moral Fundamentalist Conspiracy?

SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - It's celebration time.  But first, let's get this out of the way: Americans and people worldwide think that Cinco de Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day. That's farthest from the truth.  Additionally, it is not celebrated nationwide in Mexico. Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican army’s…

Leicester City Council say they would like to thank manager Claudio Ranieri for helping clinch the Premier League, by burying him under a layer of sub base hardcore, a scree topped off with 50mm of prime and 'all weather asphal'.

Will Martha Stewart become Head of the Department of Interior?

The butt bump may just be the safest greeting of all New research findings just released from the CDC show that the “butt bump” may be the safest way to greet other people. The CDC conducted a large-scale experiment to determine how to reduce the transmission of a number of viruses, including rhinoviruses responsible for...

‘We spoke long and hard about what we needed to do,’ said Tom Watson, ‘and this was our final solution. We’re very confident that any mistrust will be exterminated.’

Choppers, who died aged 48, was a much loved star of stage and screen and thousands of fans lined the streets and applauded as her coffin was pushed past on top of a rickety old piano in tribute to the famous PG Tips advert.

Ladbrokes, the bookies that offered 5000-1 to punters choosing Leicester City to win the Premier League in 2016 in 2015, have said they are going to do it again this year because 'there's no way they can do it again'.