Bohemian Monarchy?

For health reasons, I must drastically reduce my salt intake. My sister laughed out loud when I told her that one of the few things I could do about the Meniere’s Disease that I’d just been diagnosed with was to drastically reduce my salt intake. Why? I’ve been known all my life for over-salting...

‘There’s a lot of pressure on us in this draft now,’ said Browns GM Sashi Brown. ‘It’s going to be difficult to miss on every selection but I’m sure we’ll find a way.’

"America needs to make sure the weapons it is selling Saudi Arabia are helping the kingdom stifle the most basic freedoms inside its despotic kingdom, and allow it to better support Sunni extremists across the world," announced Obama, who noted Hillary Clinton aggressively sold weapons to the Saudis as U.S. Secretary of State.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Wahington Bureau) - U.S. Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew on Wednesday announced the most sweeping and historically symbolic makeover of American currency in a century, proposing to replace the slaveholding Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with Harriet Tubman, the former slave and abolitionist, and to add women and civil rights…

Are Recent Sex Scandals Really Diversionary Tactics Designed to Misdirect Public Attention Away From Prime Minister's Tax Problems? Journalist Claims Secret Spin Doctor Masterminding HIgh Profile Events and News Stories to Divert Attention From Government's Real Problems.

A local pothead was delighted upon learning that today was April 20, otherwise known as 4/20, the date on which marijuana smokers honor Lord Cannabis by building altars to his minion Budderick, the pagan deity of cheese-flavored snack foods.

After an image was released to the public of Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, Prince William and Price George, the British public reacted warmly to the cheeky grin on the young Prince George’s face. It’s a public reaction that has not sat well with his grandfather, Charles.

Justice Secretary Michael Gove has denied ‘being in a complete sulk’ after George Osborne told Vote Leave supporters they were being very silly and should just snap out of it if they knew what was good for them and wanted to see the new Jungle Book film on Saturday.

Sydney, AU—The lead guitarist for the popular Australian rock band AC/DC, Angus Young, is back in the news today. The rock legend is finally receiving his high school diploma from Ashfield Boys High School Academy in Sydney, Australia. Young has attended the school on and off since 1976 and has now met all of his…

by Will Durst.These political animal types just don’t get the recognition they deserve. Until now. A major silver lining in this cruelest month of April is a lull between show business awards galas. The lack of gold-plated statuettes being flung about mercifully allows many Americans to stand upright for the first time in months. It won’t be [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

OAKLAND — Golden State Warriors guard Steph Curry missed Game 2 of his team’s opening round playoff series against the R…

‘It’s imperative for our future that we remain a member of the EU,’ said Cameron. ‘Do you really think our government is going to get any less cruel after I step down? No, it’ll only get worse. If you want protection from us then vote to stay in the EU.’

Amid loud proclamations that her Democratic rival is all but vanquished, a beaming Hillary Clinton departed from New York on Wednesday.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles , Manila Bureau) - Philippine Catholic bishops Monday raised questions about the fitness of Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte to  become president after the frontrunner candidate joked about an Australian lay missionary who was raped  before being killed during a hostage crisis in 1989. Archbishop Socrates Villegas and the Catholic Bishops'…

Leaving the European Union would ‘vastly increase the problem of flatulence’ according to George Osborne. Whilst there is little evidence to support this claim, it does appear to resonate greatly with the public, with many understandably fearful of the implications if true.

I commend you on delivering an admirable response to my immigration article, Zano, but there’s still one unacknowledged point of contention that is at the heart of my argument. You’ve been dancing around this point since our very first debate, and I am determined to pin you down, you slippery sophist. The main point behind…

It all started in a little cafe in east London where owner Arthur Moonbeam (real name John Billington) decided to quite literally sell his own produce to customers. Arthur puts a little of himself in every milk order.

Secretary Clinton thanked all of her supporters that believed in her so much they didn't even need to show up at a polling place to cast a vote.

After receiving complaints from white viewers, FX will schedule a new Directors’ Cut version with a more pleasing, alternate ending.