Burlington, VT—In an attempt to woo democratic superdelgates towards his cause, Senator Bernie Sanders enacted a little understood and rarely seen political courting ritual. The event took place earlier today at an undisclosed location outside of Burlington Vermont. To keep with his message, Senator Sanders charged 27 dollars a plate and his wife made most of the food from scratch.  Although the impact of this…

Long-time Iowa farm cartoonist fired for factual cartoon criticizing Big Ag Rick Friday has been giving farmers a voice and a laugh every Friday for two decades through his cartoons in the Iowa publication Farm News. Now, in a case of blatant censorship in the service of Big Ag, the long-time Iowa farm cartoonist has...

Graphic artist Randy Goldman has designed logos for dozens of companies but his biggest gig was undoubtedly the AirBNB logo, a contract worth $120,000. But things didn’t go according to plan for the thirty-two year old from New York.

ATLANTA -- CNN associate producer Janelle Kalb, believes that there might have been just enough white faces on board EgyptAir Flight 804 to warrant live coverage on the 24-hour news network.

‘We’ve got a mental in our area who goes around bumming stray dogs. I wouldn’t want to be seen talking to him and I guess it’s the same with Corbyn and Cameron,’ said Alan Barker, a resident of London.

​Perpetually​ on the lookout for ​another ​market niche, the greeting card giant​, Hallmark, Inc. has ​unveiled​ a new entry: cards for motherfuckers.

MEXICO CITY, Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Rumors have been circulating on social media these past few days that Mexico's President Enrique Peña Nieto has filed for divorce and that has made same-sex marriage a law in his country. Nieto said that same-sex marriage is not yet legal in Mexico.  All he…

WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - Extremely long lines at airports, especially Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, are causing extremely short tempers among passengers who just want to get where they want to go, preferably in less time than it would take them to drive the same distance. Unfortunately, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has become as efficient as the Post Office and the DMV when it comes to doing their job.

AMERICA--Men across the nation have rallied together to demand that transgender people who have male genitalia come on into the men's room with them, like God intended. "Is that a penis?" asks Stan Jordan, red-blooded American male, "Then get your ass in here with me." The demands have grown as LGBT advocates have fought for…

An area casino is launching an advertising blitz to lure more chumps willing to forfeit massive amounts of money through games of chance while being only mildly entertained.

Who are the mystery celebrities protected by latest super injunctions? Are they actually dead - but only for tax purposes? Tabloid makes sensational claims!

"I will need much room for my many gorgeous shoes," promises hopeful first lady.

Real estate mogul Donald Trump claimed Tuesday that he will unite the entire Republican Party behind his bid for the White House, including the “dummies” who have vowed not to support him.

Trying to allay fears about the Zika virus, open sewage, deadly infrastructure failures, and political upheaval in Brazil, organizers of the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro have promised they will do everything possible to minimize the number of people who die during the games.

Knick and James get together and share their excitement about the return of the world’s finest competition. James discusses the most epic Saturday of all time, and he and Knick debate an unconventional Turing test.

Speaking down a pub to anyone who’d listen, Farage was heard saying ‘So I was walking around London yesterday and bumped into this Muslim who was walking around like he bloody ran the place. I asked him just who he thought he was and he introduced himself as Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London.

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Fedulium is the 119th element in the Periodic Table of Elements. Refined Fedulium Trioxide (FdO3) ore was used in the production of North Korea’s so called Hydrogen bomb. Fedulium Trioxide ore is only found in North Korea as Fedulasaurus poop. Fedulasaurus was a small dinosaur that went extinct 65 million years ago, with its fossilized remains being preserved in its own poop.

'‘The train ran over my legs and it was bloody agony but at least I didn’t have to talk to anyone. It was really irresponsible of him to try and engage me in conversation.'

In an election where political experience and policy has increasingly taken a backseat to childish name calling, Hillary Clinton upped the ante today with the announcement of insult comic Lisa Lampanelli as her running mate.

At press time, Alabama had already pledged to strip women of the right to vote.