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Cleveland, OH—The CEO of Fox News, Roger Ailes, is confirming the RNC’s intentional release of Zika carrying mosquitos in swing states as part Operation Freedumb’s Bite. Republicans are concerned about their upcoming general election chances. It remains unclear if they can win on the uneducated, angry white-vote alone. With the release of Zika, the frontal…

Many American Jews enjoyed gefilte fish at this year’s Passover Seder, but they are concerned that some reporters have been engaging in outrageously shocking slanders of the dish and of those who love it, simply because of a reference to...

The Catholic Church are up in arms at what they see as a serious encroachment on their territory.

Two movies titled The Guest enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch the criminally underrated 2014 thriller and the 1963 substitute for Ambien to determine which deserves the title The Guest.

Sunny, Jeremy, and Jeremy’s new laptop are joined by Robert Rau for an episode in which they talk about people who got burned for showing their asses, like state Rep. Kenny Havard, actress Blake Lively, and guys who failed the “Melone Challenge.”

If a New Orleans area legislator has her way, lard asses in the Louisiana Legislature would be prohibited from receiving lap dances within the state.

The floor of the Louisiana Legislature was the scene of a brief skirmish in the culture wars as a flurry of escalatingly sexist bills took over as the subject of deliberation by that revered body.

Last week’s fracas at a high school graduation ceremony and the discovery of a body in an interstate median Monday demonstrate Ascension Parish is not just some sleepy bedroom community with petrochemical plants and clandestine labs producing crystal methamphetamine, according to its top elected official.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
President Obama has decided to again defy the Constitutional limits placed on his executive powers and released an unlawful directive stating that public schools must allow Transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice. Obama clearly overreached by redefining “sex” to include Transgender children in Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972 as applicable to sex discrimination. Only Congress can change existing laws!

Kardashian's "transition back to normal, civilian life" will take time.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan has not kept secret his displeasure over the impending nomination of Donald Trump as the Republican Party's candidate for president. Despite his meeting with Trump last week which sought to unify the Republican Party, Ryan has declined to endorse the New York billionaire.…

Hazard also explained Clinton became extremely agitated when she learned Bernie Sanders had not called to quit the race, and charged, "I can't believe he hasn't quit yet. I just can't believe it."

'I turned up for the gig in my hot pants and a pair of casual flatties and heard the director say 'no, no, no, that'll never do' and I thought 'there goes the hot pants'.'

“And I am not a RINO!! I shot that fucker too.” —Donald Trump

Introducing Glencore, rapacious global lord with no real human relations. Giant corporate entities have become so far-flung and impersonal that “human relations” departments have been created within the soulless structures to cloak the fact that there’s really nothing human about them. HR is mostly known for sending the corporate rank and file peppy motivational memos...

WEERDVILLE, Ohio -- By electing senior Tyler Desilva, 18, as prom queen, students at Freeman High School in this Cleveland suburb proved that transphobia has no place in public education.

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com)
A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

The players will be stripped, shaved and locked in medieval stocks then towed through London on the back of an open trailer.

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

Satire World reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.