by Will Durst.If you’re not pissed, you’re not paying attention. We’re all riled up, angry birds. Arrrggh! Grrrrr! The sound of many teeth gnashing. Foot stamping. Fist pounding. Heavens shouting. The soundtrack of modern life. Folks are just plain angry. Furious. Indignant. Incensed. Irate. Enraged. Outraged. In a constant state of road rage, with or without the [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Blair, who has admitted that the Iraq war was a bit of a cock-up that led to the rise of the ISIS terrorist network, has said that electing Jeremy Corbyn would be a step too far.

‘What devil of sorcery is this?’ asked Arba Tidge upon seeing a cocktail served in an actual cocktail glass. Arba, the asexual, androgynous (and yet still bearded) leader of the group posted the picture on Instagram and panic and confusion quickly spread.

"I agree, the first guy was a bit letchy. The second guy though was a little bit too cute for this reviewer. 3.5/10" Harry Zonderblurb, Film Reviewer

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Hoping to cash in on the successful match-up of actor Johnny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Walt Disney Pictures announced the start of filming for the controversial movie biography of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle with Depp starring as the beleaguered spokesperson now serving 18 years in prison for child molestation.

In what’s being called the largest case ever of widespread butthurt, millions of people around the world are claiming to have been somehow hurt by Johnny Depp, prompting therapists to ask them to show on a doll where the actor touched them.

The former host of The World of the Psychic stated he had many friends who’d had visions of what Britain would look like outside the European Union.

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com)

Satireworld sources reveal the American who killed himself in a suicide attack in Syria was from South Florida. He lived in Cutler Ridge and went to Miami High School until he quit school in 2010. He was 20 years.

Shima Japan – (satireworld.com)
The story carried in USA liberal media (TV and newspapers) about Democratic President Obama making snide remarks (during a US election year) about “foreign leader’s being rattled by presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump” was false. The problem was due to a bug in an artificial intelligence translation computer, translating Obama’s words directly into Japanese and then back into English for US consumption. Here is the actual translation.

Wall Street – (SatireWorld.com)
The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.

TMZ has finished construction of a tiny probe capable of entering and exploring Kristen Stewart's butthole.

As the Japanese city of Hiroshima prepares to bask in the glow of a US presidential visit, the occasion has led to the reopening of some old wounds in a country which has largely put the horrors of World War II behind it.

‘I’m struggling to come up with any other explanation,’ said the Pope. ‘I know God works in mysterious ways but this is f*cking ridiculous.’

‘If only there'd been some way to know in advance that a man who changes his name from Smith to Rocknroll and has a meaningless job his uncle Richard Branson gave him out of charity would turn out to be a bit of a dick,’ she said.

Stuck between a Trump and some hard-drive space?

by J Crock.“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE — According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, a 20 year commercial airline pilot responsible for hundreds of lives at any given time, will be pulling the lever for Donald Trump in this year’s presidential [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Hollywood, CA - (satireworld.com)
Amber Heard has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp after just 15 months of marriage amid claims his family hated her. The actress, 30, submitted court documents on Monday citing irreconcilable differences and seeking spousal support, triggering a battle over the star’s $400 million fortune.

As a women’s advocate, I have spent much -- perhaps too much -- of my young life fighting so that girls around the world may enjoy basic human rights: the right to education, equal treatment under the law, and the simple teenage pleasure of sucking face with a cute boy.

North Carolina Bathroom Bill: Dandy Goat cartoon from May 10th, 2016

Hart, a substitute teacher and exam invigilator, admitted she felt unbridled joy as the colour drained from the faces of the students sitting the unnecessarily complicated exam.